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well im not much for one to go to the dr .but the years are piling up so its time for a good exam. so i talk to the guys at work about what to expect and we get on the subject of prostrate exams hmmmm. my G.M. says no worries its a drop of blood and a microscope these days. oh cool i can deal with that .
so i go to the dr. everything is going peachy and then he says we need to check your prostrate im gonna do a digital ( well im sitting there smug thinking digital cool like a digital computor) NOTTTTT as i here a snap of a glove he says drop your britches and lean over this table . not what i wanted to here . thinking set up by my buddie...well next thing i know he drops a box on kleenex on the table opens the door to leave and leaves the door open, and i turn around and theres the nurses station dirctly behind me.talk about feeling violated lol well how fast can i go through a box of tissue and get my briches up should be in the guinness book of records . next time i see him i dont know where to send him flowers or punch him . the situation i can get myself in amazes me sometimes . if i the only one that found humor in this if so i guess im am sick . i hope atleast one of yall get a chuckle out my misfortune lol digital exam my @$$ shshshshs


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I'm so sorry your doc did that to you. I really hate to say it, but I must be sick too because I did get a chuckle out of it. When I was pregnant, my ob/gyn did that to me while I was in the stirrups, needless to say, he never did that to me again because I reamed him a new yahoo.


As someone whose had two large babies, has had her pelvis reconstructed four times, and is now dealing with "p p" ( :eek: ), you have my every sympathy, JRS. I have had some of the most demoralizing exams and diagnostic procedures your imagination can conjure.
(Oh, and btw, that ** snap ** of the gloves literally makes me want to vomit!!)
Feeling your pain, pal -- and humor DOES help!! :D


That should be a new put-down threat... "I'm gonna do a digital on you."'
Sorry for the embarrASSment, honey.


ROTFLMAO!!! :p


Funny, but WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!! I might have punched his lights out.
As a woman, I can tell you that the nurses will have a new name for you amongst themselves. You will now be known as:
"[insert adjective] butt guy". Great, cute, hairy....you'll never know! LOL


not hairy for sure lol
now that i think about it one did say
CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER roflmao
embarrised not i , now the ky was another story roflamo people got pic of my butt everywhere . lol i got up one morning befor everyone and got up in a tree and woke up everyone to a full moon . lol got in my boat on side the interstate and gave them a full moon also. life is to short to keep your britches up all the time shshshs


That's too too funny! :D Embarassing Butt Funny ;) LOL


jrs,,,,well at least it's done and over with,,,but that was embarrassing,,, :eek:
BTW,,,,SO NOW DO YOU MEN KNOW WHAT US WOMAN GO THROUGH,,EACH TIME WE GIVE BIRTH..... HUH...HUH????? LOL


1 Attachment(s) Maybe Barbara can add this picture of you to the photo gallery ... :D :D :D


hey thats me . lol
momma always said if ya got it flaunt it . lol


1 Attachment(s) Well if everyone is showing butts,,,this is another new kid I adopted..... lol


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Here ya go,,,jrs................
www.tabasco.com/.../ music_band/rosie_ledet.cfm


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THE BEST ,,,THE BEST,,,THE BEST,,,,,,,,


THERE WAS A COYOTE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW HOWLING THIS MORNING!
WHAT FUN IT IS TO LOVE IN THE STICKS AMONGST THE WILDLIFE! :eek:

HEY ARLIE THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE MY DH! LOL!!! WELL, WHEN HE USED TO HAVE A BEARD! BIG OLD FURRY BEARD....GAWD I HATED THAT BEARD HE HAD, IT WAS ALWAYS SO FULL AND SHAGGY....! I WAS GLAD WHEN HE SHAVED IT OFF!



i know what ya meen deb. i love that too.. theres these big ugly white ducks that homsteaded under some palmattos in my yard and they are so tame i can almost pet them they let me get right there then they take a few steps away and when i walk off they follow me. they want to me near them just dont touch . lol
oh ladies i just love bb king.. BOB lol


Still LMAO now!!!!!


arlie i love rosie ledets music . have you heard now is the time. yet whewwwwwwww shes bad to the bone. show me somthing is a good cd too. do they sell her cds in other places ?
ive been trying to play my accordian but its kills my shoulders(good ol pa at work) so when i play zodico i use a eckoharp i can mimic my acordian with it . zodico rocks its a blast to play.
we opened for wayne toups a while back that was alot of fun.lmoa they let him out of jail brought him on stage in handcuffs . uncuffed him and he played in the whole show. then cuffed him back up and off back to jail. he didnt get his befor show ritual lol


jrs,,,,as soon as I saw that site ,,,I knew you'd like,,,when we went to New Orleans,,,,,we listened to all the music,,,,,great,,makes you just want to dance......
You must have a million and one stories you can tell,,,,,that is one hell of a wild life there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!