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True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys.....
Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
And still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
I think I would have to laugh if my DH ever said this!
~ Jen


jen a old pro at getting home with no trouble knows just what to do.
first never never never try to sneak in . notttttttttttttttttt
your dead meat if you do.
this is the best... slam the door loudly, burp if possable and or any other bodly functions you can come up with, stumble around a bit,scratch loudly and sing
IM IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE . and you wont here a peep out of her. roflmao


LMAO!!!!! :eek: :D


OMG, Jen -- I think I'd bust out laughing, too!! :D
JRS, you're sooooooooo BAAAAAAAAD! ;)


jen a old pro at getting home with no trouble knows just what to do.
first never never never try to sneak in . notttttttttttttttttt
your dead meat if you do.
this is the best... slam the door loudly, burp if possable and or any other bodly functions you can come up with, stumble around a bit,scratch loudly and sing
IM IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE . and you wont here a peep out of her. roflmao
ROFLMAO!! DH is the King of bodily functions! I'll have to give him your advice! lol
PS - It's official - I booked Belize today. We'll make sure to visit Shark Ray Alley. :D


awsome, you lucky hussy. lol dont forget hochan marine park snorkle tour thats a must. a little helpful hint. walk down the dive shop strip and tell them how long you staying how many trips (fishing snorkling diving ruins what ever) and tell them to give you there best price cause your gonna walk down once and your gonna do all your trips with one vender . hit 4 or 5 or how many look there boats over and go with the best bid. i did that there and you wouldnt believe the savings the more people and the more stuff you do the better price they will give you. i had a few people with me but i our trips were very resonable.
have a blast your gonna not wanna go home lol


That was funny,,,,,but,,what would be more funnier is if DH,,,starting singing I'm in the mood for love,,,,,and DW,,,,says cmon baby i'm ready for ya,,,,,,but,,,,,,,in the meantime he was with his girlfriend and is all worn out,,,,,but she can't know that so you know what........ he has to PERFORM,,,,,,ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOWS THAT ONE JRS??????????


wehwwwwwwww arlie that was deep . i had to read that thing again you could right them books women read at night just befor they ravage ya .lol
what do you think of us men anyways ... jen said out with the boys dear . lol but i bet thats happened more then once lol what could ya say oh i know . yes dear . with a grin ... here i comeeeeeee got my boots on for traction tooooooo..besided it would take more then one women to wear out a good man .wohooooooo


awsome, you lucky hussy. lol dont forget hochan marine park snorkle tour thats a must. a little helpful hint. walk down the dive shop strip and tell them how long you staying how many trips (fishing snorkling diving ruins what ever) and tell them to give you there best price cause your gonna walk down once and your gonna do all your trips with one vender . hit 4 or 5 or how many look there boats over and go with the best bid. i did that there and you wouldnt believe the savings the more people and the more stuff you do the better price they will give you. i had a few people with me but i our trips were very resonable.
have a blast your gonna not wanna go home lol
I know, I am one lucky girl!! lol
Thanks for the tips!! We're really excited about it. I found an insurance company there that covers Enbrel, so technically, I don't have to come home!! Just need some flip flops & sunscreen I'm good to go. :)


PS - What do you men think we're doing when we're out w/ the girls??! LOL


jen dont forget your broom lol oh btw are ya flying down to belize on it . roflmao girls night out my butttt. send ya over seas for some wife training lol
might not come back alive lol . repeat after me .YES DEAR . NEED YOUR SLIPPERS DEAR. PIPE DEAR . UMMMM ANYTHING ELSE DEAR .
wohooooooooooooo


jen dont forget your broom lol oh btw are ya flying down to belize on it . roflmao girls night out my butttt. send ya over seas for some wife training lol
might not come back alive lol . repeat after me .YES DEAR . NEED YOUR SLIPPERS DEAR. PIPE DEAR . UMMMM ANYTHING ELSE DEAR .
wohooooooooooooo
Ummm..WHATEVER!!! LOL. It's more like, Bring me MY slippers & fix me a drink. And by the way, I only respond to "Princess". Ha!
BTW, why isn't your pic in the gallery? Remember, we want to see faces, not hineys. ;)


jrs,,,,,does that come with the Cajun blood in you?????? :eek:


MEN NEED TO KNOW THEIR PLACE ON THE FOOD CHAIN! LOL! :)


arile . excuse me im not cajun. i just sound like one . roflmao
im a ITALIAN STALLION .. repeat ITALIAN STALLION
jen my momma told me never marry a women that her dad called her princess cause she is gonna think she is one . lol princess my dairyair .
debber some of the stuff us men gotta eat to say in good graces with you females dont allways tast that good .food chain that lol
btw women gets down on her knees to me every morning ( get out from under that bed and fight like a man you wus ) lol repeat YES DEAR.
remember the days of barefoot and pregnant . wasnt that long ago lol
men rule roflmao wohoooooo j/k haha


i sent a picture in and she sent it back and said i needed one with cloths on . lol j/k ummm i look like fabio yea thats the ticket . i cont believe its not buttor


donte's hell is frozen ... repeat after me YES DEAR.
start throwing lol you crack me up ... food chain HA
girl i would have to box you up and send you over seas for wify training .j/k i likem fisty makes for better spankings roflmao


you guys are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 Attachment(s) ok,,,ITALIAN STALLION,,,,I REPEAT,,,,,,ITALIAN STALLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOA,,,,WOA,,,, SWEETIE,,,HAVE YOU EVER TRYED BOSSING A POLACK WOMAN AROUND,,,WELL YOU MET YOUR MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YES DEAR? ROTFLMAO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME VERY WELL! I NEVER SAY THAT! NO ONE IS ABLE TO KEEP ME IN LINE, TRUST ME! :eek:


its not a matter of bossing its spoiling and charming, darlin .
example how about getting in there and rattling some pots and pans i think i dropped a new ring in one of them . lol
your getting it deb keep trying lol one more time YES DEAR. lol
and debber we know just when to suck up and when to be cocky lol
yes dear dont hurt when ya need somfin. food ect ect.
and macho when the guys are over and we fed and ect ect. roflmao
excuse me guys i gotta go straigin that woman out right now.
wohoo i got it all figerd out. if ya dont use your head you just as soon have 2 asses.


I am assuming that you are "joking" Jrs cuz if you ain't, You are going to spend your sorry Itailan stallion ass growing old all by your lonesome self....lol I don't think your daughter is allergic to your cats, it's her daddy's additude......lol Have you ever thought that if you "spoil" a women that she may "spoil" you??? I think you should try it! lol You guys are too funny!


of course i am lol. but i do love teasing and picking
i respect and admire women i truly believe there stronger and less selfish then most men and grow up alot faster . my mother was the biggest influance in my life. but i drove her nuts too . lol
and i do spoil them and love every minute of it. me and my daughter have a awsome relationship. she told me she looked long and hard to find a man like her daddy xSx
life is a give and take for both sexs but we do have our differences and its fun to tease each other about them


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