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WHEN I WAS A BABY, MY MOTHER OWNED A CAFE....IT WAS CALLED THE DEW DROP INN...I AM REOPENING IT!
COME ON IN, GRAB A CUP OF COFFEE, AND SIT A SPELL....SEE OLD FRIENDS, AND MEET NEW ONES! [/SIZE]


My friend's mother owned a bar called The Halfway Inn...
(Maybe they should merge....)
:)
Joe


Yes, perhap they should! LOL! ;)


Here's a bar story.... Keep in mind that I don't drink anymore...but....when I did.... Ay yi yi!!!
I once picked up a lady at a bar... (Remember, it was like a million years ago...) and she kept telling me that I was an alien. (Not an alien from another country... from another planet!!!) She said that I was monitoring her from my spaceship that had landed near her house. Okay.....
She excused herself and went to the ladies room. I kind of just rolled my eyes.
When she returned.... there it goes again how I'm an alien from another planet.
Finally, she says, "I KNOW you're from another planet. And I have proof!!!" Okay.... so what's the proof....? ('Cuz I'm pretty sure I was born in Parsons Hospital in Flushing, NY....maybe my parents lied to me all of this time....)
Out from her purse comes a rolled up wad of hand paper towels!! "You want proof?!! There's your proof!! You've stolen my brain!!!" Okay....
The bartender, now is busy mopping up the bar counter with his rag...sees the rolled-up ball of paper towels...they were very wet, mind you... and he picks it up and tosses it into the garbage behind the bar.
Then this woman turned around and shouted at me!! "What have you done with my brain!!??!! Give me back my brain!!!"
I knew it was time to go. As we walked out of the bar....she ran down the street. "Help!!! He's going to take me to his planet!!! He's taking me to his spaceship!!!"
Shortly thereafter... no kidding... I stopped drinking.
P.S. - Make mine an O'Doul's....
Joe


[SIZE=4]OMG!!!!! ROTFLMAO!
I AM DYING HERE, JOE! SCOTTIE ALMOST BEAMED YOU UP!!!![/SIZE] :D :D :D :D :D


Live Long and Prosper, Earthlings!
Joe


1 Attachment(s) [SIZE=4]lololol!!!!!![/SIZE] :eek: :D


Joe I've had some bar experiences, but OMG, you have my rolling. People are walking by my office looking in the open door like, what is that crazy woman laughing at!
Let's share crazy bar stories. Mine are kind of sucky. But I was dancing at Tailgate's with this really good looking guy (all I had was scalp P, those were the days) and cause I was sweating I put my glasses in my back pocket. The guy took them and was wearing them. I excused myself to go to the bathroom and when I came back he was dancing with someone else (not a big deal) but he still had my glasses. When the song was over I approached him and asked for my glasses back. He said they were his and started this huge scene about how I was crazy and they were his. The girl he was dancing with started threatening me. So me and my buddies left. A friend of his ran out into the parking lot after me and gave me back my glasses. Here the cute guy's girlfriend showed up while I was in the bathroom and he lied to her and said they were his new "glasses", rather then explain that he was dancing and hitting on someone else.
Like I said, no where near as funny as Joe's.


Deb,
I like the Dew Drop Inn. Do you think there is enough parking space there for all the Harleys and scooters? :D


[SIZE=4]Oh, I think will! Absolutely!!! :eek: :D [/SIZE]


Count me in!!!
Sounds like this will be a cool place to drop in...were non aliens can have a ball.And there is room for all(with brains of course LOL)
I had an experiance that stopped my drinking , so deb I sure hope you serve shirley temples!
I went to a bar on Halloween night ,years ago .Everything was fine until we heard screeming...we all thought since it was the eve of Halloween that it was put on,not the case...when they took the man out of the bar that was stabed he went out in a body bag :eek: So I am like Joe ...I don't drink no mo !
But I will sure like to visit here !!! I'm sure it will be exciting AND SAFE !!!!!


1 Attachment(s) I don't drink no mo either. ;) Only coffee. And other healthy stuff!!!!!!!!!! :D


[SIZE=3]WE ALWAYS HAVE A FULL POT ON! AND COOKIES AND DONUTS! YOU CAN SKIP THOSE IF YOU LIKE![/SIZE]


i was raised in a bar in the town of abita springs la
the corner bar .whewwwwwww well my mom tryed to get sitters for me but i would have no part of that . i ran them off real fast so i could hang out at the bar . lol i remember once this lady came to the house to sit with me and i got her real aggravated and ran out side like i couldnt run fast (little fatboy)and when she came after me i ran in the house and locked her out. lol
at 5 i had the language of a drunken sailor . lol


[SIZE=4]ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [/SIZE] ARLIE'S HERE,,I DIDN'T EVEN START WRITING AND I'M LAUGHING,,,OH,,,I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING,,,SO PICTURE ME HERE LAUGHING,,,OK,,,
I JUST GOT DONE PICKING BANANANANANANANANA'S DARN NEVER NEW HOW MANY BANANA'S ONE CAN PICK,,,ANYWAY I JUST DID IT FOR A JOKE,,,,YOU KNOW UNLESS YOU TRY SOMETHING IN LIFE YOU WON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,,,,SOMETHING LIKE ,,,"TRY IT YOU'LL LIKE IT" OK TO ALL THAT HAS COME HERE,,,JUST HAVE A BALL,,,DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOTHING,,,
[SIZE=5]LAUGH,LAUGH,LAUGH, DANCE,DANCE ,DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]


BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM
"I have ARRIVED at the DEW DROP INN"..................she says ;) ***Heads turn as she enters through the cafe Door***. ;) .............................. I came for coffee and CIVIL conversation. My Virago 1100 is parked just outside the window where I can make sure it doesn't recieve any UNWELCOME fingerprints,
I'll just have coffee....Black....And check this place out.............see if it's a place I'd care to frequent or not. Ya know you get attached to some places and some people and they just UP and Dissapear on ya! :rolleyes:


I guess I had a few sips of courage in me...and.... this lounge lizard band was playing some tunes. "Come on!! Sing a song with us!!!" Well..... okay. So, I proceeded to sing....I thought it was singing, anyway.... "Candida". Remember that Tony Orlando and Dawn song back in the 1970's...??? Well.... the bartender just kept clanging a giant ship's bell...all throughout the song and my singing and I pretty much knew that my one night performance as a lounge lizard singer was over.
My left eye twitches whenever somebody mentions the word Karaoke....
;) ... see?
Joe


My left eye twitches whenever somebody mentions the word Karaoke....
Oh Joe! LMAO. I got suckered into doing Karaoke once. I was so nervous I looked down the whole time and when it was over and I looked up people were dancing! I was so proud, thought I'd done good. I was SO bad they turned off the mic, people were dancing to the instrumental and back up singers on the track. LOL That's bad!


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Okay.... now performing for your enjoyment...!!!! Becky and Joe!!! Bring up the Spotlight, now. I'm starting to strum the guitar now..... Take it away Becky. I'll back you up on vocals. Don't worry!!! Say.... where's everybody going....???
We haven't started yet!!!! COWARDS!!!
Come on, Becky. Let's sing, anyway!!!
Joe


*sips water and lemon**clears throat* *steps up to the microphone*
La-La-La-La-La-La-La


...ooops! (Just broke my guitar string.....)
Anybody got a kazoo!??


We've got to stop...lol. We may not be amusing anyone else, but I'm cracking up and people are looking. No pun intended either.
You and your kazoo, me and my whistle, we'll be the next Sonny & Cher, spotty style!


Introducing Becky and Joe, "THE DALMATIONS"!!!!
(hey, if there's a dog joke, I'm there)
BTW Deb, LOVE your new avatar! The Teutels ROCK!