Question:
How To Tell If You're A Grinch
Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.
You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a
store that also sells gas.
Your idea of Christmas dinner is a
six pack of beer and a cheese log.
You use your Christmas Club money
to buy wrestling tickets.
Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.
You reuse last year's Christmas cards and
send them out under your own name.
You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor
display to replenish your own supply.
After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made.
You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins.
You put out last year's stale candy canes for children
Would anyone admitt it if they were a grinch? ;)
Granny
[SIZE=3]Ha Ha!!! I know some people that are...[/SIZE] :eek:
Not a Grinch, but definitely a Scrooge. Here is it, only 4 days before Christmas and I'm making collection calls at work. Hey people, just because it's the holidays doesn't mean you can get away with not paying your bills. :p
no way. never was and never will be.
Your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve
is gin, vodka and bourbon.
You turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve
to keep carolers away.
You buy all of your Christmas gifts at a
store that also sells gas.
Your idea of Christmas dinner is a
six pack of beer and a cheese log.
You use your Christmas Club money
to buy wrestling tickets.
Your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin.
You reuse last year's Christmas cards and
send them out under your own name.
You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor
display to replenish your own supply.
After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made.
You steal gifts from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins.
You put out last year's stale candy canes for children
Would anyone admitt it if they were a grinch? ;)
Granny
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[SIZE=3]Ha Ha!!! I know some people that are...[/SIZE] :eek:
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Not a Grinch, but definitely a Scrooge. Here is it, only 4 days before Christmas and I'm making collection calls at work. Hey people, just because it's the holidays doesn't mean you can get away with not paying your bills. :p
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no way. never was and never will be.
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