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Listen to this. I was watching the Ed Sullivan Show one night, and Sullivan had on a hypnotist called The Great Renaldo. Renaldo got four guys from the audience, and hypnotized them. He said to them, "You think you are a fire engine." So I'm home watching, I get drowsy and fall asleep. I wake up an hour later and turn the set off. Suddenly I'm seized with an uncontrolable impulse to dress up in my red flannel underwear. Which I do, and I'm looking at myself in the mirror. Suddenly the phone rings. I burst out the front door and start running down Fifth Avenue fast, making a sirene noise. At Fourteenth Street I hit a guy at an intersection.......who was also wearing his red flannel underwear. We decide to work as one truck. We both start running down to the Village. Suddenly, two guys who are also wearing red flannel underwear pass us running uptown. We figured......they must know where the fire is so we turned and followed. At Eighty Sixth Street a cop flags us down........'cause....here's four guys in red flanel underwear running up the street. He said "You're all coming down to headquarters, get into the car." And when he said that, I start giggling hysterically 'cause this jerk is trying to get a fire engine into a lousy little chevvy. And down at the station there were hundreds of guys in red flannel underwear.


ROTFLMAO!! TOO FUNNY!!!


Jor-el, pass the dutchie on the left hand side


:D I wonder what he has been taking? :)
Granny


LOL!!!! Yeah he has been token ....And they made fun of me when I said my favorite song was puff the magic dragon.....I sang it all the time as a kid! I have never tried grass, just love the song! LMAO! :p


[SIZE=7]That must have been the night I put on a red negligee,,,OMG,,,
ROTFLMAO[/SIZE]


Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit
Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's burned to the end
Come on and be a real friend


Suddenly it's a room of ARLs Gone Wild !!!!


[SIZE=4]LMAO,,,,,,,,,PLEASE dEB,,,STOP,,,i CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]!


Jor-el, pass the dutchie on the left hand side
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
....just be sure to pass it to me! :eek: ....I've had the day from hell!...again! :confused:


PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON LIVED BY THE SEA.........!!! :p


Debber,,,do you like that song????? LMAO


No Arlie, I hate that song! LOL!!!!Arlie it is a good thing I like you cause sometimes, you ask the dumbest questions!! JOKING!!! LMAO!!!


[SIZE=3]I loved that song too, used to sing it to my kids when they were little...Had no idea what it was about...lol[/SIZE] :eek: :confused: :D


Puff, the Magic Dragon - by Peter, Paul and Mary
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puff’s gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene’er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.


[SIZE=5]Oh Debber,,,,I told you,,,I'm dumb,,,like fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/SIZE] ;)
Jor,,,,,,,please don't sing me that song,,,,I don't like it!!!!! :mad: and besides,,,,TONY,,, FAGETTA BOUT IT!!!!! MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A WIMP!!!!
Molly,,,why didn't you just sing,,,Lullabye,,,and goodnight,,,oops,,,forgot the rest of the words!!!!! lol,,,my head goes blank,,,I don't know why!!!!! :confused: