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:D :D :D Subject: An older lady...
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
MORAL:
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
I love it. Too cute.
Sue
Howdy All..........
I'll keep this short and simple,
Though I thought it would be sweet-
To send a little cheer your way,
along with a chirp - and a little tweet tweet!
So, I'm sending this little birdie-
To show I'm glad that we are friends,
For we all have the dreaded "P",
And I'll forever be your friend,
Because we're truly birds of a feather!
xxxxxooooo {Hugs forever}
Helen With the "P"
Helen,
Your joke REALLY made me LOL! I needed that. Thanks for posting it.
Barbara :p
1 Attachment(s) Sorry y'all, can't seem to copy the little birdie ---
Guess it just flew away to spread a lot of CHEER and LOVE to others also. :) :) :)
Tweet Tweet = Cheer & Love - Cheer & Love
Helen with the "P"
i loved it helen. i need it to.
have a wonderful day all
richard
Helen, that was really cute. I wonder if it would really work...LOL
Heidi Ann
I wish I had seen this joke earlier! lol I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks back and SO should have used this line :) Even if I'm not a little old lady :)
HA! HA! ha! hahaa!!!
ROFL!
I *loved* that!!
Heps, Im gonna have to share that one at the office today!
Thanks a BUNCH for the Crack-Up!
:p
I just love a true story!
The best,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :D : ,,,,,,,,,,,hepper was that you???????????????? (the old lady) : :eek:
I love it. Wish I had heard it earlier, but I don't think I would have the nerve to try it.
Granny
LOVED it! And as the wife of a retired police officer who has heard every line in the book, I can almost assure you it's a true story!! :D
[SIZE=3]Good one Heps...Yep, never mess with an old lady...You won't win...lol[/size] :p
1 Attachment(s) :D :D :D
> > > > Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with
> > > >new
> > > > lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
> > > >
> > > > Herman's Hermits - "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
> > > >
> > > > The Bee Gees - "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
> > > >
> > > > Bobby Darin - "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
> > > >
> > > > Ringo Starr - "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
> > > >
> > > > Roberta Flack - "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
> > > >
> > > > Johnny Nash - "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
> > > >
> > > > Paul Simon - "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
> > > >
> > > > Commodores - "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
> > > >
> > > > Marvin Gaye - "I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
> > > >
> > > > Procol Harem - "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
> > > >
> > > > Leo Sayer - "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
> > > >
> > > > The Temptations - "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
> > > >
> > > > ABBA - "DENTURE QUEEN"
1 Attachment(s) "The best,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, : ,,,,,,,,,,,hepper was that you???????????????? (the old lady)"
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No Arlie, I was home all day looking to see who drank my tea all up that day. So you see it wasn't me, it must've been another old lady. LOL
Luv ya.........
Helen
1 Attachment(s) THE NEW 2004 CALIFORNIA STATE EMPLOYEE GIRLEY MEN
> HANDBOOK
>
> by
> GOVERNOR ARNOLD
> SCHWARZENEGGER
> SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's
> statement as proof of
> sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are
> able to come to vork.
> PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104
> personal days a year.
> They are called Saturday & Sunday.
> LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as
> they need to eat
> more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size
> people get 15 minutes
> for lunch to get balanced meal to maintain their
> average figure. Fat people get
> 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
> needed to drink a Slim Fast.
>
> DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to vork
> dressed according to
> your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada
> sneakers, and carrying a $600
> Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially
> and therefore you do not
> need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn
> to manage your money better,
> so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you
> do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are
> right where you need to be and therefore you do not
> need a raise.
>
> BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing
> vork. There is nothing
> you can do for dead friends, relatives, or co-workers.
> Every effort should be made
> to have no employees attend to the arrangements. In
> rare cases where employee involvement is necessary
> funerals should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
> We will be glad to allow you to work through your
> lunch hour and subsequently
> le ave that much earlier.
>
> RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent
> in the restroom. There
> is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At
> the end of three minutes, an
> alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract,
> the stall door will open and a
> picture will be taken. After your second offense, your
> picture will be posted on the company bulletin board
> under "Chronic Offenders".
>
> Thank you for your loyalty to our great state. We are
> here to provide a positive employment experience.
> THE GOVERNATER,
> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
1 Attachment(s) Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse Poop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
1 Attachment(s) BUYING A BRA
I ain't much for shopping,
Nor even goin' into town -
Except at cattle-shipping time,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma.
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "Sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three"
Well, when I done the things I needed,
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked up to the sales clerk -
I didn't hem or haw -
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
>From behind I heard some snickers,
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look,
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
Well, I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And tha t was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all,
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well, I finally make my mind up -
Picked a black and lacy one -
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
" A six-and-seven-eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh, yes ma'am! Yeah, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I used to measure with,
I figured it was fair,
But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure f or the cup.
When she finally had it figured,
I gave the gal her pay.
Then I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask, and I don't shop
For women's underwear.
hepper,,,,I meant to ask you,,,,did you ever find your choppers?????? :p
oh and if that old lady was not you,,,,,,might it have been molly or lottie?????or sally or annie or debber or flatchested or coach or timber or maybe rich dressed as an old lady!!!!!!! :D ,,,,,,cause it wasn't me!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT OLD!!!!!
56 IS VERY YOUNG IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!!!!!! ;)
1 Attachment(s) Underwear Is Important
*
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
*
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
*
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
*
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
*
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
*
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
*
1 Attachment(s) 56 IS VERY YOUNG IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!!!!!!
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DREAM ON GIRL !!!!!!!!!!! LOL
xxxxxoooooo
Helen
Arl; you better take it back,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"if that old lady was not you,,,,,,might it have been molly or lottie?????"
[SIZE=6]YOU BETTER RUN,GIRL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,[/SIZE] :mad:
I just got this picture in my mind of me with my arthitis (hobble, Hobble, Hobble) Chashing YOU with your P feet (Hobble, Hobble, Hobble)
[SIZE=3]LOL[/SIZE]
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
MORAL:
Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies
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I love it. Too cute.
Sue
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Howdy All..........
I'll keep this short and simple,
Though I thought it would be sweet-
To send a little cheer your way,
along with a chirp - and a little tweet tweet!
So, I'm sending this little birdie-
To show I'm glad that we are friends,
For we all have the dreaded "P",
And I'll forever be your friend,
Because we're truly birds of a feather!
xxxxxooooo {Hugs forever}
Helen With the "P"
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Helen,
Your joke REALLY made me LOL! I needed that. Thanks for posting it.
Barbara :p
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1 Attachment(s) Sorry y'all, can't seem to copy the little birdie ---
Guess it just flew away to spread a lot of CHEER and LOVE to others also. :) :) :)
Tweet Tweet = Cheer & Love - Cheer & Love
Helen with the "P"
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i loved it helen. i need it to.
have a wonderful day all
richard
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Helen, that was really cute. I wonder if it would really work...LOL
Heidi Ann
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I wish I had seen this joke earlier! lol I got a speeding ticket a couple weeks back and SO should have used this line :) Even if I'm not a little old lady :)
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HA! HA! ha! hahaa!!!
ROFL!
I *loved* that!!
Heps, Im gonna have to share that one at the office today!
Thanks a BUNCH for the Crack-Up!
:p
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I just love a true story!
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The best,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :D : ,,,,,,,,,,,hepper was that you???????????????? (the old lady) : :eek:
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I love it. Wish I had heard it earlier, but I don't think I would have the nerve to try it.
Granny
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LOVED it! And as the wife of a retired police officer who has heard every line in the book, I can almost assure you it's a true story!! :D
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[SIZE=3]Good one Heps...Yep, never mess with an old lady...You won't win...lol[/size] :p
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1 Attachment(s) :D :D :D
> > > > Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with
> > > >new
> > > > lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
> > > >
> > > > Herman's Hermits - "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"
> > > >
> > > > The Bee Gees - "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"
> > > >
> > > > Bobby Darin - "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"
> > > >
> > > > Ringo Starr - "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"
> > > >
> > > > Roberta Flack - "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"
> > > >
> > > > Johnny Nash - "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"
> > > >
> > > > Paul Simon - "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"
> > > >
> > > > Commodores - "ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"
> > > >
> > > > Marvin Gaye - "I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"
> > > >
> > > > Procol Harem - "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"
> > > >
> > > > Leo Sayer - "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"
> > > >
> > > > The Temptations - "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"
> > > >
> > > > ABBA - "DENTURE QUEEN"
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1 Attachment(s) "The best,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, : ,,,,,,,,,,,hepper was that you???????????????? (the old lady)"
------------------------------------------------------
No Arlie, I was home all day looking to see who drank my tea all up that day. So you see it wasn't me, it must've been another old lady. LOL
Luv ya.........
Helen
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) THE NEW 2004 CALIFORNIA STATE EMPLOYEE GIRLEY MEN
> HANDBOOK
>
> by
> GOVERNOR ARNOLD
> SCHWARZENEGGER
> SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's
> statement as proof of
> sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are
> able to come to vork.
> PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104
> personal days a year.
> They are called Saturday & Sunday.
> LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as
> they need to eat
> more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size
> people get 15 minutes
> for lunch to get balanced meal to maintain their
> average figure. Fat people get
> 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
> needed to drink a Slim Fast.
>
> DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to vork
> dressed according to
> your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada
> sneakers, and carrying a $600
> Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially
> and therefore you do not
> need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn
> to manage your money better,
> so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you
> do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are
> right where you need to be and therefore you do not
> need a raise.
>
> BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing
> vork. There is nothing
> you can do for dead friends, relatives, or co-workers.
> Every effort should be made
> to have no employees attend to the arrangements. In
> rare cases where employee involvement is necessary
> funerals should be scheduled in the late afternoon.
> We will be glad to allow you to work through your
> lunch hour and subsequently
> le ave that much earlier.
>
> RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent
> in the restroom. There
> is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At
> the end of three minutes, an
> alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract,
> the stall door will open and a
> picture will be taken. After your second offense, your
> picture will be posted on the company bulletin board
> under "Chronic Offenders".
>
> Thank you for your loyalty to our great state. We are
> here to provide a positive employment experience.
> THE GOVERNATER,
> ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
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1 Attachment(s) Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse Poop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
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1 Attachment(s) BUYING A BRA
I ain't much for shopping,
Nor even goin' into town -
Except at cattle-shipping time,
I ain't easily found.
But the day came when I had to go
And I left the kids with ma.
But before I left she asked me,
"Would you pick me up a bra?"
Without thinkin' I said "Sure,"
How tough could that job be?
I bent down and kissed her
And said, "I'll be back by three"
Well, when I done the things I needed,
I started to regret
Ever offering to buy that thing,
I was working up a sweat.
I crossed the street to the ladies shop
With my hat pulled over my eyes,
I wasn't takin' any chances
On bein' recognized.
I walked up to the sales clerk -
I didn't hem or haw -
I told the lady right straight out,
"Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra."
>From behind I heard some snickers,
So I turned around to see
At least fifteen women in the store
And they's all gawkin' at me!
"What kind would you be looking for?"
"Well," I just scratched my head.
I'd only seen one kind before
"Thought bras was bras," I said.
She gives me a disgusted look,
"Well sir, that's where you're wrong
Come with me," I heard her say,
And like a dog, I tagged along.
She took me down this alley
Where bras was on display.
Well, I thought my jaw'd hit the floor
When I seen that lingerie.
They had all these different styles
That I'd not seen before
I thought that I'd go crazy
'fore I left that women's store.
They had bras you wear for eighteen hours
And bras that cross your heart.
There was bras that lift and separate,
And tha t was just the start.
They had bras that made you feel
Like you weren't wearing one at all,
And bras that you can train in
When you start off when you're small.
Well, I finally make my mind up -
Picked a black and lacy one -
I told the lady,
"Bag it up," And figured I was done
But then she asked me for the size.
I didn't hesitate.
I knew them measurements by heart,
" A six-and-seven-eighths."
"Six and seven eighths, well sir,
That really isn't right."
"Oh, yes ma'am! Yeah, I'm positive,
I just measured them last night."
I thought that she'd go into shock,
Musta took her by surprise
When I told her that my wife's bust
Was the same as my hat size.
"That's what I used to measure with,
I figured it was fair,
But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry ma'am."
This drew another stare.
By now a crowd had gathered
And they's all crackin' up
When the lady asked to see my hat,
To measure f or the cup.
When she finally had it figured,
I gave the gal her pay.
Then I turned to leave the store,
Tipped my hat and said, "Good day."
My wife heard the whole story
'fore I ever made it home.
She'd talked to fifteen women
Who'd called her on the phone.
She was still a-laughin'
But by then I didn't care.
Now she don't ask, and I don't shop
For women's underwear.
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hepper,,,,I meant to ask you,,,,did you ever find your choppers?????? :p
oh and if that old lady was not you,,,,,,might it have been molly or lottie?????or sally or annie or debber or flatchested or coach or timber or maybe rich dressed as an old lady!!!!!!! :D ,,,,,,cause it wasn't me!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT OLD!!!!!
56 IS VERY YOUNG IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!!!!!! ;)
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) Underwear Is Important
*
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
*
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
*
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
*
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
*
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
*
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
*
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1 Attachment(s) 56 IS VERY YOUNG IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!!!!!!
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DREAM ON GIRL !!!!!!!!!!! LOL
xxxxxoooooo
Helen
Answers:
Arl; you better take it back,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"if that old lady was not you,,,,,,might it have been molly or lottie?????"
[SIZE=6]YOU BETTER RUN,GIRL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,[/SIZE] :mad:
Answers:
I just got this picture in my mind of me with my arthitis (hobble, Hobble, Hobble) Chashing YOU with your P feet (Hobble, Hobble, Hobble)
[SIZE=3]LOL[/SIZE]
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