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Dear Richard,
I am starting this thread in honor of you. There was no need for you to apologize in the AADD thread. Both you and I have an attention disorder and we each have family who suffers seriously from diseases which affect their memories & attention (your son with ADD & my mom with end stage Alzheimer's).
We were merely supporting one another in a humorous way. And I enjoyed the postings of the people who joined us. The funny thing is that it wasn't you or I who started the humorous part of it, but although we have a problem we thought it was funny and followed suit. Frankly, it didn't seem different than when we go off about the most riduculous thing we do to de-flake.
I like & respect the people who posted negatively about what we were doing, but I don't happen to agree with what they feel. And I'm not going to argue with them about it. There is no point. I feel one way, they feel another.
ARL, got upset I think because she felt Rich & I were being picked on. And that is just ARL's way of whooping a**. She's like a mother hen. (That doesn't mean I think you have chicken legs, ARL!!)
I got such a kick out of what we were doing that I have started this new thread called "Diagnosis: CRS" (Can't Remember S**t) I invite all of you who have walked down the hall and forgot what the hell you went down there for to join in and have a good time.
Richard, your toffee is getting cold. And you left tofu crumbs all over the computer. Now climb up in the deer thing of yours and see if you can find your coffee. And while you're at it see if you can find my mind, cuz I seem to have lost it again.
XOXOXOXO


The preacher was here the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do--all the time. No matter where I am--in the living room, kitchen or down in the basement--I ask myself, "Now what am I hereafter?" :D :D
I also have CRS!!!
What would this world be like without some humor?
We all need to laugh more.
Granny


Oh Granny, you're way too funny........... I guess I'm not only suffering from CRS but also from "here after" My oh my oh my............ LOL
xoxoxox
Helen :confused: :confused: :confused:


Sometimes I'm so confused I think I'm in the hereafter when I can't remember what I'm here after and not near to remembering either or. Does that make any sense? Not to me. Who started this stupid thread anyway? She must be totally out of her mind.


thank you annie from the bottom of my heart. you are a wonderful person. i enjoyed the fun we had on the other thread. that made my day with chaim. i laugh at every thing we were doing. i was in alot of pain that day. and that help me alot. i just don't want to hurt no one or offend them. that is my way of life. this place give me a chance to help some one smile. i hate when i can't remember. i guess it's like p. some times people can't under stand it. so what do you do. take more meds. not me. i love this place and the people on it. im done with my truck now and going to get my shower. that's up stairs. so i hope i can remember what i was going up there for. thank you so much annie. you have make my night alot better.
have a wonderful night all
richard
ps did you find my toffee. i have to warm it up. i need it. lol all


Oh my........ You're all gonna drive me COMPLETELY out of my mind!!! lol O.K. before I go on... I want to ask something on the serious side of things,,,
Annie, did I read a post of yours a couple of posts back that you were going to have surgery? OR did you mean surgery being work related??? :confused:
Helen


Richard, what toffee? Who said toffee???
i laugh at every thing we were doing. i was in alot of pain that day. and that help me alot. i just don't want to hurt no one or offend them. that is my way of life. this place give me a chance to help some one smile.
If anyone is against a laugh or two THEY NEED HELP!!! :(


hello all
i just got my shower but i forgot to wash the shampo out of my hair. well i will go back and take another one. darn it.
hi molly, i don't know what toffee is. but im looking for it. i think annie know but maybe she lost it. i can't find her mind or mine. i just give up. im going to watch tv if i can remember were it is. :confused:
have a good night all
richard
ps i missed you all


I love this thread.... I don't think I have ADD or ADHD or whatever it is....I'm too good a speller...LOL maybe they told me and I forgot....tsk-tsk..... but I also think the other ( :eek: thread should get moved to the serious side ;))....also if we don't like what is said...remember MikeK's rule!!!!!! we have the option to "IGNORE"...


[SIZE=3]I just have BMs

BLONDE MOMENTS :eek: [/SIZE]


Salieka,,,that was going to be my answer in the other thread,,,lol
Rich,,,,I swear,,,when I just read that,,you forgot to shampoo your hair,,,I pissed in,,,I ran to the toilet,,,,,ROTFLMAO
Annie,,,I'm happy you started this thread,,,they'll be sorry they threw us all out,,,what the hell,,i've been thrown out of better threads,,,,but now,,,listen,,,get a special lock,,,and don't let them grouches in here,,,their just jealous,,,they don't know how to have fun,,,,,weeeeeeeellllllllll,,, and keep this door locked so they don't know what we say,,,,LMAO
i'M CRACKING UP,,,i MEAN IT,,,SO NOW,,,WHERE THE HELL ARE WE???
AND TRUST ME THE FRIGGEN FROG IS SQUASHED!!!!!!!
[SIZE=5]SO LET'S CONTINUE TO HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/SIZE] :D


to paraphrase Arleika...
[SIZE=7]
ROTFLMAO[/SIZE]


So, no one can get upset with this thread because it isn't about anything!!!!
Well, I'm not going to be the one that starts something about nothing. We will not pay any attention to any one that gripes about this thread because there won't be any thing for them to gripe about. :D ;)
Granny


ARLEaKIIIIIIEA!!!!! Get some depends! :eek:


debber,,,is that bowel movements?????? please don't mess my head up anymore than what it is,,,,,,, well I blame all my forgetfulness on,,,,having to much money in the bank!!!!!!! lol
SALIEKA,,,U WANNA POLKA WITH ME???????
ROLL OUT THE BARREL,,,WE'LL HAVE A BARREL TO ROLL,, oh chit again,,I forgot the words,,,,,, Salieka,,,finish it,,,,
How about that song by Bobby Vinton,,,, I think it goes like this,,,don't laugh,,,,,moha gucha wanna go hon,,,,means that I love you so,,,,OH NO I HAVE TO RUN TO THE TOILET AGAIN,,,LEAVE ME ALONE,,,,,, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL,,,HAHAHHA,,,HOHOHOHO,,,HEHEHE HEHEHE


I don't have CRS or ADHD Or PMS
I
Have
BLONDE MOMENTS: BMS
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


So, no one can get upset with this thread because it isn't about anything!!!!
Well, I'm not going to be the one that starts something about nothing. We will not pay any attention to any one that gripes about this thread because there won't be any thing for them to gripe about. :D ;)
Granny
[SIZE=3]Granny, that is just too funny... :D ;) :D [/SIZE]


Granny you are such a rock....I loved your Thanksgiving post....it was funny but oh so true!!!


I think we need more threads about NOTHING! :)


[SIZE=7]NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]


Yes, Heps, having cataract surgery!!!
I think my condition has worsened. I now have CRAFTS!! (Can't Remember A Fu**ing Thing)
Oh lordy, help me.
I even forgot why I started this thread. By GOd that must be a good thing.
XOXXO


............... something, or maybe it was something, that no one, uh well, uh huh, transcending in uh as used to form, you know examine the nature of assumptions, all that structure, change the position of the form, you know, alteration of transposition as in meta, rules that govern language, only computers, it was quite a bit of this uh too, syntactic only less so but only on days that begin with B or X, that calculus is well uh how would you see or say or not know. So there you have it - CRS + CRAFT = Metasyntactic Bursque! So there, you uh Keeper of Odd Knowledge and remember to forget uh, well, if forgotten can be remembered, don't remember to forget, Dundays must tin foil hat ............................. if you forget.................forget it!
SLICIN' LIKE A MOTHERBURSQUEING RUBBER MALLET ON CHEAP PLASTIC DISHES(CRACKED TOO)! METABURSQUE THAT YOU FORGETFUL WEARER OF THE HAT TIN FOIL! ANECDOTAL EMPIRICAL CRAFT! AND DON'T YOU REMEMBER IT!


Someone has their Tin Foil Hat on too tight! Mine is made out of plastic wrap! :)


Robi,
That was a lot of "nothing" I hope I can remember it. I don't think anyone can argue with it.
Granny