Question:
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
Kim,
That's cute-I just tried them all. ;) You should have seen those kids leaving my neighborhood!!!!! They were totally :confused: Poor little things-bet they don't come here next year!!! :p
Granny
kj,,,is that what they did to you when you went trick or treating?????I didn't think Canadians did that ,,,I mean dress like a bunny rabbit and cursed at the kids,,,,and to give children cigerettes and aspirin,,,oh my,,,,I'm not taking my kids to Canada for Halloween,,,I'll go to the casino instead!!!!! :D
Arlie you kill me!! I can understand the cigs, sure we need to get em hooked young, j/k... But why aspirin....???
dEBBER,,,lmao,,,well what about cursing at them????? lol
hahaha k, so i was discussing these with my friends, and we're decorating my house and handing out candy...and these are the ones we decided to try:
number 1- (but we will hand out candy also)
number 8-
number 10-
number 12-
number 16-
number 19-
For the last couple years, when I would run out of candy I would give out canned vegetables. It's a great way to clean out your pantry. One kid did bring back a can of creamed corn that I was trying to get rid of.
That is SOOO Funny!
Hey Arlie, Just gives the creepy little kids a can of lima beans, a pack of smokes and say get the HELL outta here!!! I like the egg idea too but I am not gonna go to the trouble of boiling them....Just remind them to keep the eggs on top! ROTFPMPLMAO! OMG you guys, we have totally went over the edge now!!!!
Scott,
Next year put a "NO RETURNS" sign on your porch!!! :D
Granny
hi kim
that pretty good. i eat what every candy my son don't eat.
have a good day all
richard
well I went out the other day and for starters bought 70 pieces of candy bars,,,well can I tell you I had to go back and buy more things,,,I ate 40 of them,,,,you know how my stomach feels,,,,and my friends get mad and say how can you eat all those sweets and never gain a pound,,,,I don't ,,,but I hope one day,,it doesn't hit me all at once,,,oh chit i'll be 500 pounds,,,mind you i'm the same weight and height as I was when I was 17,,,now i'm giving out chips and snacks and saving the candy for me!!!!! lol
[SIZE=2]Arlie, LAMO!!!! I don't have to eat the candy bars to gain weight, I just lick em and stick to my ass!!!!!! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=7]ROTFLMAO,,,,,SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]!
Look who came trick or treating to my house tonight...! :D
no bones about it!!!!
Awwwwwwwwwh Sally,,,,that was me,,debber,,hepper,,,molly,,,annie,,,lottie
and see we said thank you,,,even though you gave us a bone!!!!!! lol
Has anyone noticed that the kids don't say "Trick or Treat" anymore? The parents WAY back there in another time zone say it for them! And I take advantage of that by saying: "Is it I who gives you the treat, or is it the trick a form of the treat that you must sumbit to me? Where in this universe does it say that I gove a treat to a thing that is in the middle of a trick or treat?" That's only in my mind of dungeons and dragons LOL. Then I give them their twix and whatnot and say: "OOOHHH! What pretty costumes!" :D
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.
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Kim,
That's cute-I just tried them all. ;) You should have seen those kids leaving my neighborhood!!!!! They were totally :confused: Poor little things-bet they don't come here next year!!! :p
Granny
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kj,,,is that what they did to you when you went trick or treating?????I didn't think Canadians did that ,,,I mean dress like a bunny rabbit and cursed at the kids,,,,and to give children cigerettes and aspirin,,,oh my,,,,I'm not taking my kids to Canada for Halloween,,,I'll go to the casino instead!!!!! :D
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Arlie you kill me!! I can understand the cigs, sure we need to get em hooked young, j/k... But why aspirin....???
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dEBBER,,,lmao,,,well what about cursing at them????? lol
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hahaha k, so i was discussing these with my friends, and we're decorating my house and handing out candy...and these are the ones we decided to try:
number 1- (but we will hand out candy also)
number 8-
number 10-
number 12-
number 16-
number 19-
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For the last couple years, when I would run out of candy I would give out canned vegetables. It's a great way to clean out your pantry. One kid did bring back a can of creamed corn that I was trying to get rid of.
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That is SOOO Funny!
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Hey Arlie, Just gives the creepy little kids a can of lima beans, a pack of smokes and say get the HELL outta here!!! I like the egg idea too but I am not gonna go to the trouble of boiling them....Just remind them to keep the eggs on top! ROTFPMPLMAO! OMG you guys, we have totally went over the edge now!!!!
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Scott,
Next year put a "NO RETURNS" sign on your porch!!! :D
Granny
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hi kim
that pretty good. i eat what every candy my son don't eat.
have a good day all
richard
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well I went out the other day and for starters bought 70 pieces of candy bars,,,well can I tell you I had to go back and buy more things,,,I ate 40 of them,,,,you know how my stomach feels,,,,and my friends get mad and say how can you eat all those sweets and never gain a pound,,,,I don't ,,,but I hope one day,,it doesn't hit me all at once,,,oh chit i'll be 500 pounds,,,mind you i'm the same weight and height as I was when I was 17,,,now i'm giving out chips and snacks and saving the candy for me!!!!! lol
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[SIZE=2]Arlie, LAMO!!!! I don't have to eat the candy bars to gain weight, I just lick em and stick to my ass!!!!!! [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=7]ROTFLMAO,,,,,SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]!
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Look who came trick or treating to my house tonight...! :D
no bones about it!!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwh Sally,,,,that was me,,debber,,hepper,,,molly,,,annie,,,lottie
and see we said thank you,,,even though you gave us a bone!!!!!! lol
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Has anyone noticed that the kids don't say "Trick or Treat" anymore? The parents WAY back there in another time zone say it for them! And I take advantage of that by saying: "Is it I who gives you the treat, or is it the trick a form of the treat that you must sumbit to me? Where in this universe does it say that I gove a treat to a thing that is in the middle of a trick or treat?" That's only in my mind of dungeons and dragons LOL. Then I give them their twix and whatnot and say: "OOOHHH! What pretty costumes!" :D
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