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I am Canadian... (heehee americans read)!
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LOL THIS IS FUNNNNYYYY!!!
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS Kim! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!
(btw, the caps arent meant to be angry words, that is how it came!)

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oh c'mon...
at least 1 person must've thought it was funny!

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Hey KJ, I haven't been on line for hours, I think it's a great post and it's funny. That line about the beaver, I agree. I collect beavers, I have a beaver screen saver, my pointy thing on the screen that comes from the mouse is a beaver, he sits there and flaps his tail when things are loading. I have some beavers from Canada. I think Canada has some of the most beautiful sites. We once drove from Detroit to Niagra Falls. Hopefully someday we'll get to visit Canada again.

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:D

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peace!

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great job kimberly. it made me laugh.
have a good day all.
richard

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Ohhhhh Canada!!!!

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heehee, i knew there were at least SOME people who would enjoy its humour!!!
x0x0x Kim
(by the way... when you spell the word humour... do americans spell it humor or humour?)

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You forgot to mention the best part - The Mounties!! :D

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Do you guys still say:
Take off eh! You hoser!

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Steve,
i have never heard that said...
yes we do call people hosers, we do tell ppl to take off, and we do say eh... but i have never heard them all combined into one!!!
x0x0x Kim

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long live strange brew...

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KJ and your point is?

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Originally posted by kkellogg
long live strange brew...
I think I need to rent it this weekend. Very funny movie!

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Just thinking about Rick Moranis cracks me up...

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1 Attachment(s) If you see the Walt Disney animated feature, Brother Bear, there are two male moose (yes, the plural of moose is just moose) that talk just like Doug (left) and Bob (right) McKenzie. How's it goin', eh? Take off , hoser !!! What a beauty, eh !

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