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Didn't know if I should have posted this under the whiners thread or here where everyone could see what I received in the mail today....It's my award for being the bestest whiner for the month(s) of May and June 2004. umumummm (clearing throat) please bear with me as I accept my award.

I'm so excited, I finally have a key ring that expresses the real me. My own personally engraved key dohingey. It is awesome, my camera does not do it justice. I have it hanging right above my computer so I can bask in it's glow. Please bear with me as I thank a few people!!

I need to thanks my parents, for without them I wouldn't be here.... (also thanks to which ever one passed along the P gene and the fat gene). They are so proud of me. They both lived long enough to see their daughter accomplish something in her life. I HAVE to thank my family, they make it so darn easy for me to have plenty to bi*tch, moan, groan and to whine about. I'm not sure if the comment they made "well of course you'd win a whiners contest, You do it so well" was a compliment or a put down, it had better have been a compliment, you would think by now they would know that I'm gifted. I can whine, gripe and out b*tch both hubby and DD put together. I can only hope DD takes after me, being able to whine is a true art, one that must be done properly.

I have to thank Sandy for starting the thread. Your down in New Zealand enjoying your cooler weather, I'm stuck here on the hottest day of the year. I know, it's not the heat it's the humidity, Bull boogers, it's just plain hot. At least when it's cold you can put on more clothes, when it's hot you can only take so much off till you get arrested.

I have to thank Joe for this awesome key fob, I will cherish it always. I have not been that excited to receive something in the mail, since I got that magazine that arrived in that plain brown wrapper. I only read the articles. Honest. Joe is truly a creative person!!!

I have to thank the NPF for providing this web site, I do have one question, How do we know the webmaster who got rid of the fake webmaster is really the real webmaster?

I want to thank everyone who read and got a chuckle from reading my posts. And for voicing your opinion that I was indeed the whiner winner. Makes you thankful for the "normal" lives you all have. I'm totally tickled pink about receiving the award. ( I mean itchy red) I will continue to Whine, I just can't help myself. I am truly touched by your generosity. I wonder who the next winner will be?

Thanks Again,
Well phooey, I'll have to send the pic to KJ, and beg her to resize it. I don't know nuthing about computers....


Pat, I have to thank you for letting me come here and read you posts and for a bit forget about p....you are a true gem.


You are just too funny!!! Thanks for sharing your big exciting DAY!!! You will probably win again...lol:)


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here is the picture from Pat!! im sorry it got a little bit distorted in the resizing!!
x0x0x Kim


THANK YOU KJ!! You rock!!!
it's green ( would have to say kelly green) in color, with white lettering. and in case you can't read it, it says
the winning whiner may/june 2004.......
awesome!!


You ARE every woman!!! :) and funny too!!!! We love you!! (I enjoyed your acceptance speech). For you....................(awesome huh?)


sniff sniff...I'd like to thank the academy, and Pam for my trophy, Hey I'm moving up, first my key fob, now a trophy, maybe by tomorrow morning when I log on I'll have won a car. I want a really awesome car, just so I can tell hubby and DD their not allowed to even breath in it's direction...much less touch it..:D


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CONGRATULATIONS PAT.
have a great day all.
richard


Congrats, Pat.... I have to say that your posts often have me laughing out loud (spelled out to enhance the emotion).
:D :D :D :D :D :D


Congratulations Pat! Way cool!
KJ what do you use to resize?


Congrats!
But where do you go from here? What is left to strive for?


Now... Sandy has judged you to be the Winning Whiner of May/June 2004.... but... will you retain your title as we go back into the Whiner's thread to see who will win The Winning Whiner for July/August???? You are a formidable opponent but... you'll face stiff competition as the days get hotter and the kids home from school get jumpy. Congratulations!!! You did deserve the award!!
Blessings,
Joe


Denise,
I use a program that came with my computer called:
"Microsoft Photo Editor"...
Just a note:... I realized now that i couldve done something to prevent the fuzziness... sorry!!
x0x0x Kim


OK, Kim
:)


Hey KJ....
Can you do something to prevent MY fuzziness.....? Wait a second....! That's just my old age..... ouch.
Joe


Congratulations Pat! You deserve it.


Thanks All!!
Hmmm I didn't think I could be a contender since I had already one, but if they want some competition, tell em " Bring It On"....I'm pretty sure I could retain my title....Kids in hot weather that's easy, give them a popscile out in the wading pool...Over at the neighbors house........:D When I'm not drugged I will enlighten everyone with the no electric saga....See you on the whiners board.......


I got my key tag tooooooooooooooooooooo! It's BLUE and I LOVE it :) Thank you Joe!!!!!!!!!!!! *BIG hugs* It couldn't have arrived at a better time.
Hrmm....hey, Pat???
You realise that we are the only two people on earth with these whiner key tags, right? Does that make us unique or WHAT!
That IS a good thing, right? :D


Good going Sandy...Glad you got your Whiner key tag...:D Hmmmmmm now I have to start whining in order to get one...I do think that Rich is next in line though...Just my two cents...Again congrats...
xxoxoxoo
Molly


Sandy that's awesome, isn't it the bestest thing in the whole world??? Joe does fantastic work. Yeppers You and I are definately special....:D


congrats sandy.
have a good day day.
richard


Pat,
That is too cute!! Well deserved!!


Okay...Okay... now back to the Whiner's Thread all of you fine folks!! The end of August, Sandy will pick another deserving whiner for the months of July and August and...it could be Pat again!! Just 'cuz you win once doesn't mean that you can't whine your way through the year!!
Another Winning Whiner key-tag will be on its way.... Back to the Whiner's Thread... NOW!!!! Puhleeze....? Pretty Please??? Wahhhhhhhh!!!!!
Joe