Collect Questions

Just for laughs!
What is YOUR new name?
Mine is: Gadget Chicken Butt!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if
we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume
new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. LOL!!!!
And remember that children laugh an
average of 146 times a day,adults laugh an average of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
P.S. THANKS TO LAHDOVE WHO SENT THIS IN AN EMAIL TO ME!!!


Boobie BubbleShorts????


Sqeezit BubbleHead :confused:


Loopy Gerbil-Fanny


Chim-Chim Girdle Brain :p


Zippy Gizzard-Fanny
:D


Loopy Pickle-Chunks....(as long as they are sweet pickles):D


OMG
I'm Tootie AppleFanny
I LIKE it....hmmm thinking of changeing my screen name, it fits, with P covering my butt..I I do have an apple fanny...
:D


my is buttercup girdlesniffer


Oh, how appropriate - I'm CRUSTY GiggleHiney!!!


Zippy Waffle Face!:D


Ha Ha this is funny especially when I only have one boobie, but I have pretty kissable lips....... :)
Here it is....... Boobie Waffle Lips
P.S.= If anybody calls me that, I'll shoot them......


squeezit chickenfanny
:p


Heps, it looks like we're trying to get away from each other.. Heheh...


Snotty Bubblehiney
(ouch...that hurts!)
...I used to be Joe....


Hi, ya'll crusty gizzard fanny here!


tootie chicken chunks..... sounds like a yummy name huh... NOT lol


Zippy WaffleSniffer........ Thanks for bringing a little silliness to my day Deb!


Pinky cootie face.............................man I'm gonna have a complex!!


Pinky waffle mouth :o


I like that Timothy!!!! LOL!!!!


PAM , you got COOTIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that from when we were in school?:p


I am Loopy Bubblepants-Girdlepants. I still haven't changed my name completely over since I got married, so I still hyphenate a lot. :D In this case the hyphenation really makes for an interesting name. And I thought Morgan-Bergmann was funny. -Taryn-


I just had to do it............. took a little while to figure 0ut........I'am now ........ " TOOTSIE, COOTIE, TUSH ".......... Now i have been told i have a " Cute Tushie "..... but i have never been a "Tootsie".....