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Four Old Ladies
Four old ladies were sitting around playing bridge.
The first old lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry I have never stolen from you and I never will; we've been friends for too long."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But, don't worry I've not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we've been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third old lady. "I too must confess I am a lesbian. But, do not worry I'll not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends for too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth old lady stands up. "I've a confession to make. I am an uncontrollable gossip and I have some phone calls to make!"
HEE HEE HEE HELEN!
2 Little Boys
Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep,
and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,
"A circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa, Good luck buddy,
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year
hahahaha nice one helen!!!
YES - Funny!!!
:D
Four old ladies were sitting around playing bridge.
The first old lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry I have never stolen from you and I never will; we've been friends for too long."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But, don't worry I've not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we've been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third old lady. "I too must confess I am a lesbian. But, do not worry I'll not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends for too long for me to ruin our friendship."
The fourth old lady stands up. "I've a confession to make. I am an uncontrollable gossip and I have some phone calls to make!"
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HEE HEE HEE HELEN!
2 Little Boys
Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep,
and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says,
"A circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa, Good luck buddy,
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year
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hahahaha nice one helen!!!
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YES - Funny!!!
:D
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