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Thank God for women. God bless them one and all.
No matter what shape, age, race, or religion, I love them all and would hate to think what this world would be like without them.
If there is anyone who is not sure of what I mean by that, just look at which sex comprises the greatest percentage of the prison population. That, in itself, should be reason enough.
So, to all you women out there, I would like to take this opportunity to say......."Thank you very much, and I wish you all the very best of everything this world has to offer."
Sincerely,
Jor-EL
the old saying........
"THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD"
That is a great old saying and that photo is pretty cool also.
Beside every great women...There is a wonderful man!! either her husband or father on earth or in Heaven!!
What a beautyful baby too!!!
I'm sorry, but I dislike children and infants as well. (that is obviously a mans hand holding the baby in the photo as well) But I love women! Send me a nice chick and I'll send you - well, what do you want? Andy.:D
............................but please, no running the world or positions of authority where they have their finger on the "button". She'd probably push it, especially if the dispute was with another woman. C'mon gals you know what I'm talking about. You can't stand each other, "CATTY" beyond comparison or explanation, never forget anything, hold a grudge for centuries, you payback with a vengence(and you have the patience to make it excrutiating) and if you were the ones who started wars or campaigns of genocide the human race would have been wiped out ages ago.
WE WORSHIP YOU, probably because you scare the crap out of us! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO :D
VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE KAREN HUGHES SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I of course, had to check out this thread.
I will say that I would not be quite the woman I am weren't it for the man.
Perhaps its his influence that drives me harder
Perhaps its his flippance that immunes me
or perhaps its just that I appreciate what the Man does
and find determination to take that and refine it so that I find it tolerable.
I love the man, its part of my name as a Woman.
;) Melissa
Originally posted by Robi
WE WORSHIP YOU, probably because you scare the crap out of us! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO :D
.....as well you should be scared!.....:D ;)
Kim
Heh Robi!
You rule man, I wanna party with you! .........
I mean - We all know the history of the human race. History is conflict. Conflict is war. War is hell. Hell is life. That is my take on it. I sometimes think what history would have been like if say, women had positions of power during the middle ages, or the american revolution or WWII. I doubt there would be anyone left to tell the tale - Yes women can be vindictive, kaniving, and extremely evil. It is usually for a good reason though - because some jerk guy or her best gal pal completely screwed her over when she was in high school, or college, you get the idea. It is sad the world has to be this way. Why do we play games and hurt eachother so? "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves" - Shwartzenegger, terminator 2. It is in womens nature to reproduce, and they are very competitive at it. What do I think? We as human beings will never be at peace. We will allways be at odds with eachother - wheather man against man, or woman against woman, or Man against woman. WE are evil. Period. And there will never be a solution. I don't want to be Mr. Dad, watching my soccer mom yuppie wife drag our screaming brats to practice. I have P all over my body - any normal woman will think I am some kind of Leper. I think I'm going to go live on a desert island like a hermit, and be a simple boat fisherman. Why the hell not. Mabe I'll meet a sea turtle or something - Ha Ha!:p
not to post on this thread but I just GOTTTTTTTA!
Yes, woman are perfect :)
Yes, men should be scared :)
Yes, we're catty but thats good cause pussies are so cute! :)
Yes, we're evil.....but only for a good reason or underlying wholesome cause/reason
Yes, we have the patience to make payback excrutiating......but only cause guys/men need someone to "show them the light"...
Its all so easy really, when you really look at it.....we ARE perfect.
Sandy
VOTE ROBI for President......His (female) Secretary ROCKS!
Sheesh !!!!!
Easy people, Easy !!!!
When I wrote that first post, I never thought that this thread would eventually turn into a major "SLUG FEST" between the sexes.
Play nice kids or I'll turn this car around!!!
Short and cute!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it. And besides, it's in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."
So she fetches the Bible and opens the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages that it does, indeed, say
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
"HEBREWS."
ha ha ha ha pmsl
go girls.....
Sorry, I tried so hard to be quiet, but...
Nobody's Perfect!
and anybody who claims to be perfect is perfectly Mad.
Since there's no point in arguing with crazy people - Bye. (going to hang out with my dog, ((mans best friend)) hope you have fun with your diamonds- you ever see what happens to the poor, innocent people in diamond wars in Africa? it's awful.) The more people I meet, The more I like my dog. Andy.
Goodness gracious me.....sacrilige!
All us girls here at NPF are perfect...no doubt 'bout it!!! :D
kiwigirl,
You misspelled the word, sacrilege.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leathercoat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure .. go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
...........I was waiting to see how good the male observation skills were. Took ages!
Sandy
I gotta admit...Good one, kiwigirl !!!
Originally posted by LoveHandle
(that is obviously a mans hand holding the baby in the photo as well)
Uhh, you obviously have never seen the women in Arkansas …. :eek:
Just remember on basic fact......
[SIZE=4]"THERE CAN BE NO VICTORY IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES. THERE IS TO MUCH FRATANIZING WITH THE ENEMY"[/SIZE]
HAH !!! LOL!!! Good one Rosy!!!
I must have made a mistake and sent the wrong one....silly me! ...............:D
Pretty good Mitch....~lol~
(Ssshhhh, you can't tell anyone that I agreed with you...lol)
Very good Sally, Arkansas women always look better right after they've been to he groomers.......
(no offence to Arkansan women, insert the state of your choice, when reading)
No matter what shape, age, race, or religion, I love them all and would hate to think what this world would be like without them.
If there is anyone who is not sure of what I mean by that, just look at which sex comprises the greatest percentage of the prison population. That, in itself, should be reason enough.
So, to all you women out there, I would like to take this opportunity to say......."Thank you very much, and I wish you all the very best of everything this world has to offer."
Sincerely,
Jor-EL
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the old saying........
"THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE IS THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD"
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That is a great old saying and that photo is pretty cool also.
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Beside every great women...There is a wonderful man!! either her husband or father on earth or in Heaven!!
What a beautyful baby too!!!
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I'm sorry, but I dislike children and infants as well. (that is obviously a mans hand holding the baby in the photo as well) But I love women! Send me a nice chick and I'll send you - well, what do you want? Andy.:D
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............................but please, no running the world or positions of authority where they have their finger on the "button". She'd probably push it, especially if the dispute was with another woman. C'mon gals you know what I'm talking about. You can't stand each other, "CATTY" beyond comparison or explanation, never forget anything, hold a grudge for centuries, you payback with a vengence(and you have the patience to make it excrutiating) and if you were the ones who started wars or campaigns of genocide the human race would have been wiped out ages ago.
WE WORSHIP YOU, probably because you scare the crap out of us! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO :D
VOTE REPUBLICAN BECAUSE KAREN HUGHES SAYS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I of course, had to check out this thread.
I will say that I would not be quite the woman I am weren't it for the man.
Perhaps its his influence that drives me harder
Perhaps its his flippance that immunes me
or perhaps its just that I appreciate what the Man does
and find determination to take that and refine it so that I find it tolerable.
I love the man, its part of my name as a Woman.
;) Melissa
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Originally posted by Robi
WE WORSHIP YOU, probably because you scare the crap out of us! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO :D
.....as well you should be scared!.....:D ;)
Kim
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Heh Robi!
You rule man, I wanna party with you! .........
I mean - We all know the history of the human race. History is conflict. Conflict is war. War is hell. Hell is life. That is my take on it. I sometimes think what history would have been like if say, women had positions of power during the middle ages, or the american revolution or WWII. I doubt there would be anyone left to tell the tale - Yes women can be vindictive, kaniving, and extremely evil. It is usually for a good reason though - because some jerk guy or her best gal pal completely screwed her over when she was in high school, or college, you get the idea. It is sad the world has to be this way. Why do we play games and hurt eachother so? "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves" - Shwartzenegger, terminator 2. It is in womens nature to reproduce, and they are very competitive at it. What do I think? We as human beings will never be at peace. We will allways be at odds with eachother - wheather man against man, or woman against woman, or Man against woman. WE are evil. Period. And there will never be a solution. I don't want to be Mr. Dad, watching my soccer mom yuppie wife drag our screaming brats to practice. I have P all over my body - any normal woman will think I am some kind of Leper. I think I'm going to go live on a desert island like a hermit, and be a simple boat fisherman. Why the hell not. Mabe I'll meet a sea turtle or something - Ha Ha!:p
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not to post on this thread but I just GOTTTTTTTA!
Yes, woman are perfect :)
Yes, men should be scared :)
Yes, we're catty but thats good cause pussies are so cute! :)
Yes, we're evil.....but only for a good reason or underlying wholesome cause/reason
Yes, we have the patience to make payback excrutiating......but only cause guys/men need someone to "show them the light"...
Its all so easy really, when you really look at it.....we ARE perfect.
Sandy
VOTE ROBI for President......His (female) Secretary ROCKS!
Answers:
Sheesh !!!!!
Easy people, Easy !!!!
When I wrote that first post, I never thought that this thread would eventually turn into a major "SLUG FEST" between the sexes.
Play nice kids or I'll turn this car around!!!
Answers:
Short and cute!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that's your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it. And besides, it's in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."
So she fetches the Bible and opens the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages that it does, indeed, say
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
"HEBREWS."
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ha ha ha ha pmsl
go girls.....
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Sorry, I tried so hard to be quiet, but...
Nobody's Perfect!
and anybody who claims to be perfect is perfectly Mad.
Since there's no point in arguing with crazy people - Bye. (going to hang out with my dog, ((mans best friend)) hope you have fun with your diamonds- you ever see what happens to the poor, innocent people in diamond wars in Africa? it's awful.) The more people I meet, The more I like my dog. Andy.
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Goodness gracious me.....sacrilige!
All us girls here at NPF are perfect...no doubt 'bout it!!! :D
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kiwigirl,
You misspelled the word, sacrilege.
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MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leathercoat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure .. go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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...........I was waiting to see how good the male observation skills were. Took ages!
Sandy
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I gotta admit...Good one, kiwigirl !!!
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Originally posted by LoveHandle
(that is obviously a mans hand holding the baby in the photo as well)
Uhh, you obviously have never seen the women in Arkansas …. :eek:
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Just remember on basic fact......
[SIZE=4]"THERE CAN BE NO VICTORY IN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES. THERE IS TO MUCH FRATANIZING WITH THE ENEMY"[/SIZE]
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HAH !!! LOL!!! Good one Rosy!!!
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I must have made a mistake and sent the wrong one....silly me! ...............:D
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Pretty good Mitch....~lol~
(Ssshhhh, you can't tell anyone that I agreed with you...lol)
Very good Sally, Arkansas women always look better right after they've been to he groomers.......
(no offence to Arkansan women, insert the state of your choice, when reading)
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