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Please read the attached thread and welcome poor, abducted traveling frog to the boards!
Let's pray that Senor Frog will soon be returned safely home

FlakeyMatt


Welcome TravelingFrog:
I am glad you found us. There are so many wonderful people here always willing to offer advice, suggestions and friendship. It is great to speak to people who understand what you have been going through.
What kind of P do you have and how have you been treating it?
Don't be a stranger!


Oh my, such a lovely welcome! I believe I have what is called Flowering Psoriasis. My companions have taken to treating me with mayonnaise rubbed vigorously over my body while I stand on my head and wiggle my legs, and sing "God Save the Queen." After which I am immersed in warm pudding while I eat flies (wings removed, naturally). I have been told this is standard treatment for Flowering Psoriasis, although I have yet to see much improvement.
Cheers,
The Traveling Frog


Dear TravelingFrog,
Welcome. Its so nice to meet new people, urrrr amphibians, on these boards. Do you find the warm pudding to be a good moisturizer?





hi frog
welcome to the pfamily. you have meet some of the wonderful people on here and will find flys every now and then. welcome
thanks for the making me laugh. i need it.
have a good day all
richard :D


Okay, is it me, or does this Frog person seem like a troll? I think he's trying to sell us pudding!
Jody


Welcome TravelingFrog, I'm so glad your abductors allowed you to use their laptop. I hope they continue to allow you to post. I hope your travels are safe and fun!!


Jody why must we be so suspicious of new people when they come here.? Isn't our acceptence of new people what makes the boards great?
Haven't we come close to scaring away potential "newbies" in the past?
Isn't it obvious this poor Frog needs our assistance and not our ridicule?
FlakeyMatt


[SIZE=3]Welcome Frog Person...I am sure you will love it here...
xoxoxo
Molly
A nice fat fly for you!!![/SIZE] :D


Dear Travelingforg,
Welcome to out P family. We welcome all spieces. Althogh flowering psoriasis is rare to humans I have notice that many of your spices are indeed spotted.
Where you come from and what you have done is irrelavant. Next time your in NJ stop by and we can share some FOIEGRAS.
WELCOME.
Before I hop off these boards please post often. You are indeed welcome. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
PS, What do they do with the rest of you spices after they remove the legs?


hi frog
did i see your last night or was i dream. welcome again :D


Well, okay, Matt...if you say so. But I'm not buying any pudding! Sorry, Frog...I'm just suspicious by nature. Welcome to the boards.
Jody


Hi TF,
Welcome to the Board! :cool: Nice to meet you. You've come to a very special place. As you can see, a lot of nice and helpful people post here! More important, it's great to FINALLY be able to ask questions, vent, exchange info, or even share some laughs with people who truly understand! :)
Let us know if you have any questions concerning treatments, etc. More important, please don't be a stranger. I very much look forward to getting to know you better.
Mike


MIKE WHERE ARE THE LINKS???!!!!!


karen's right
Come on Mike desperate, kidnapped Frogs deserve links too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F.M.


Surely the Arkavist has a link for Highjacked frogs?


I can't help but wonder if TF's experiences will rival another member of his species: http://www.cnn.com/US/9812/21/fringe/frog.returns/?
Maybe a reward will be offered for his safe return: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_656018.html?menu=?
And, who knows maybe he'll come home in style: http://www.notduck.com/frog.html
:p
Mike


Nice work Mike!
Here is a Great Link for you to check out! :eek:


Steve, this thread is to welcome TravelingFrog.........How Could You????
That link will terrify him for sure!
Please be careful Frog, of who you associate with. I saw a picture of you with these guys, and I fear for your saftey!
Ribbit


Good lord Steve, that's as bad as posting cannibalism sites!!! This poor frog is going to need Xanax.


1 Attachment(s) Steve, this thread is to welcome TravelingFrog.........How Could You????
That link will terrify him for sure!
Please be careful Frog, of who you associate with. I saw a picture of you with these guys, and I fear for your saftey!
Ribbit
Good lord Steve, that's as bad as posting cannibalism sites!!! This poor frog is going to need Xanax.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time!


NOT FUNNY. I want my frog back and I want to know which of you genius's devised this conspiracy. and he doesn't have P, he has warts!!!!!!!!


Spots, warts what the differnece?