Question:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,
let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the
right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working! :D :D :D
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You know I did just had a birthday. LOL
Helen, I didn't think dentists made you nervous. :)
Helen
that is the funnnniiiiesssttt!!!
i spent 10 minutes laughing about it, then my mom wanted to know what i was laughing about so she saw it... then my friend (who i was webcamming with) wanted to know what we were laughing about, and then so did her parents.. so all in all... u made 5 ppl pee their pants laughing!! lol
xoxox Kim
"Helen, I didn't think dentists made you nervous. "
Pammie darlin', they don''t on account of because they have nothing
to work on...... Tee Hee
They would if they went to ARL's house where she's holding your teeth hostage! LOL
1 Attachment(s) LOL,, You know,,,, I think you just might be right Annie dear, but I can't
pick on her right now cause the poor thing doesn't feel good.... and
and...and Tee & Hee don't want to go & help her out cause they're mad at her.
I would if I could........
Well I'm here and I heard everything,,,,,,Listen I can just about type with my fingers,,,,,but both you and annie are not going to get away with that remark,,,,,,,,,,first of all,,,tee and hee,,,I don't need they're spoiled asses,,around me,,,your day is yet to come,,,than hep,,,you'll see,,,,don't say I didn't worn you,,,they have your choppers,,,trust me,,,they're making a fool out of you,,,but just keep spoiling those little precious bipolar idiots,,that they are......................
Now for you Annie,,,,go pick them little brats up and have them join your family,,,,,,,before you know they'll have your husbands head so twisted ,,he won't know if he's coming or going!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO,,,,,,FOR THE DAY YOU BOTH SEE THE TRUE,,,,TEE AND HEE AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now my fingers are hurting ,,,but i read everything,,,,i'm like the shadow!!!!!!!!!!
1 Attachment(s) "I'm like the shadow!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha Ha, do you remember that program on the radio before T.V. & computer days Arlie???
I do, I used to do my High School homework by listening to it. Now,,,, you're way way too
young to have been listening to The Shadow. "Eh Eh Eh the Shadow knows"
I keep on forgeting to ask/tell you,,,,, You had said that while you were drinking that
"dandy tea" it helped the swelling in your feet & hands.... Have you stopped drinking it??
If you have, why??? and why don't you go back to drinking it if it helped you Huh? Huh?
",,,tee and hee,,,I don't need they're spoiled asses,,around me"...
How do you know that
their (ahem) is spoiled? Have you been peaking????????
Helen my gosh you Sexy thing you!!!!!
1 Attachment(s) Good Morning Ladies,
DH and I watched Under the Tuscan Sun last night. It was good. I made popcorn and wished that you all lived right next door so you could come over and watch it too!
ARL send over those two bipolar brats. First I'll get them on medication and then I'll straighten their (ahem) out! (Please feel better soon as we don't know what to do when you're not teasing us!)
Deb, Pam, Heps and all. Howdy.
So glad it's the weekend!
"then I'll straighten their (ahem) out!"
Annie, Arlie's brats (not mine) will look awful funny with their (ahem)
straighted out,,, then they will be with no (ahem) at all... Tee Hee
1 Attachment(s) "Helen my gosh you Sexy thing you!!!!!"
DEB...... I AM??????????????????
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Too funny, Helen!!! LOL!
Good for you for having those sexy thoughts, no matter WHAT age!!! You're so cute!!
((hugs)) Barbara :D
so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands,
let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the
right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working! :D :D :D
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You know I did just had a birthday. LOL
Answers:
Helen, I didn't think dentists made you nervous. :)
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Helen
that is the funnnniiiiesssttt!!!
i spent 10 minutes laughing about it, then my mom wanted to know what i was laughing about so she saw it... then my friend (who i was webcamming with) wanted to know what we were laughing about, and then so did her parents.. so all in all... u made 5 ppl pee their pants laughing!! lol
xoxox Kim
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"Helen, I didn't think dentists made you nervous. "
Pammie darlin', they don''t on account of because they have nothing
to work on...... Tee Hee
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They would if they went to ARL's house where she's holding your teeth hostage! LOL
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1 Attachment(s) LOL,, You know,,,, I think you just might be right Annie dear, but I can't
pick on her right now cause the poor thing doesn't feel good.... and
and...and Tee & Hee don't want to go & help her out cause they're mad at her.
I would if I could........
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Well I'm here and I heard everything,,,,,,Listen I can just about type with my fingers,,,,,but both you and annie are not going to get away with that remark,,,,,,,,,,first of all,,,tee and hee,,,I don't need they're spoiled asses,,around me,,,your day is yet to come,,,than hep,,,you'll see,,,,don't say I didn't worn you,,,they have your choppers,,,trust me,,,they're making a fool out of you,,,but just keep spoiling those little precious bipolar idiots,,that they are......................
Now for you Annie,,,,go pick them little brats up and have them join your family,,,,,,,before you know they'll have your husbands head so twisted ,,he won't know if he's coming or going!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO,,,,,,FOR THE DAY YOU BOTH SEE THE TRUE,,,,TEE AND HEE AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now my fingers are hurting ,,,but i read everything,,,,i'm like the shadow!!!!!!!!!!
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) "I'm like the shadow!!!!!!!!!!"
Ha Ha, do you remember that program on the radio before T.V. & computer days Arlie???
I do, I used to do my High School homework by listening to it. Now,,,, you're way way too
young to have been listening to The Shadow. "Eh Eh Eh the Shadow knows"
I keep on forgeting to ask/tell you,,,,, You had said that while you were drinking that
"dandy tea" it helped the swelling in your feet & hands.... Have you stopped drinking it??
If you have, why??? and why don't you go back to drinking it if it helped you Huh? Huh?
",,,tee and hee,,,I don't need they're spoiled asses,,around me"...
How do you know that
their (ahem) is spoiled? Have you been peaking????????
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Helen my gosh you Sexy thing you!!!!!
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) Good Morning Ladies,
DH and I watched Under the Tuscan Sun last night. It was good. I made popcorn and wished that you all lived right next door so you could come over and watch it too!
ARL send over those two bipolar brats. First I'll get them on medication and then I'll straighten their (ahem) out! (Please feel better soon as we don't know what to do when you're not teasing us!)
Deb, Pam, Heps and all. Howdy.
So glad it's the weekend!
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"then I'll straighten their (ahem) out!"
Annie, Arlie's brats (not mine) will look awful funny with their (ahem)
straighted out,,, then they will be with no (ahem) at all... Tee Hee
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) "Helen my gosh you Sexy thing you!!!!!"
DEB...... I AM??????????????????
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Too funny, Helen!!! LOL!
Good for you for having those sexy thoughts, no matter WHAT age!!! You're so cute!!
((hugs)) Barbara :D
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