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i was wondering if any of you have great come backs for those who like to stare at us because of our p? :) i'm looking for humorous ones, not snappy rude comments. :(
thought it would be nice to start a thread like this...:p
my p has never really bothered me; it upset my mom more than it did me - she hated the way people stared. i look at it like i will never get lost anywhere because i can always follow my skin back to my house...
funniest retort from my friend when she noticed people staring as we were waiting at a health clinic: (LOUDLY) "you have really got to stop doing that spot welding, kim. look at what you're doing to your skin." :D they all stopped looking and got back to their magazines! ;)
anybody else? :cool:
1 Attachment(s) I was abducted by aliens and wouldn't submit to the anal probe. So this is what they did instead.
I have a photo sensitive allery. I have to stay out of the sun or just look what happens!
My screen is now dripping Diet Dew, thanks to you! I logged that one for further use.
I usually say, "This is what happens from too much sex. You really didn't think you would go blind, did you?"
;)
Mine is not too noticable cause it is mostly on my legs!!
But I love what you guys say!! TOO FUNNY!!!
I'm sitting at work giggling because all i can think of is:
"Take a picture, it'll last longer!"
Real mature, huh?
:D
Told a lady and her son who were staring at my arms and legs. Haven't you ever seen a person with Lepracy before. Want to watch me rot?
She left in a hurry while I strached and flake all around her. That was soooooooo much fun. The little bugger is probably tramatized for life.
Rosy that cracked me up...real funny!!!
there waz a thread like this at one point in time and i wrote a few down: these are my favorites:
when someone asks wht ur psoriasis is... u say:
"the government doesnt want me to tell u"
"my goodness- this is what the lady on the plane had"
(my favorite) "my buddy told me wd-40 waz a great moisturizer"
"my mom mated with a leopard"
act like u have no clue and yell "somebody- help-i'm hurt, call and ambulance"
xoxox Kim
Usually I go into an Igor stance and start yelling UNCLEAN UNCLEAN freaks em out every time Airbooster
thought it would be nice to start a thread like this...:p
my p has never really bothered me; it upset my mom more than it did me - she hated the way people stared. i look at it like i will never get lost anywhere because i can always follow my skin back to my house...
funniest retort from my friend when she noticed people staring as we were waiting at a health clinic: (LOUDLY) "you have really got to stop doing that spot welding, kim. look at what you're doing to your skin." :D they all stopped looking and got back to their magazines! ;)
anybody else? :cool:
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1 Attachment(s) I was abducted by aliens and wouldn't submit to the anal probe. So this is what they did instead.
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I have a photo sensitive allery. I have to stay out of the sun or just look what happens!
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My screen is now dripping Diet Dew, thanks to you! I logged that one for further use.
I usually say, "This is what happens from too much sex. You really didn't think you would go blind, did you?"
;)
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Mine is not too noticable cause it is mostly on my legs!!
But I love what you guys say!! TOO FUNNY!!!
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I'm sitting at work giggling because all i can think of is:
"Take a picture, it'll last longer!"
Real mature, huh?
:D
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Told a lady and her son who were staring at my arms and legs. Haven't you ever seen a person with Lepracy before. Want to watch me rot?
She left in a hurry while I strached and flake all around her. That was soooooooo much fun. The little bugger is probably tramatized for life.
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Rosy that cracked me up...real funny!!!
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there waz a thread like this at one point in time and i wrote a few down: these are my favorites:
when someone asks wht ur psoriasis is... u say:
"the government doesnt want me to tell u"
"my goodness- this is what the lady on the plane had"
(my favorite) "my buddy told me wd-40 waz a great moisturizer"
"my mom mated with a leopard"
act like u have no clue and yell "somebody- help-i'm hurt, call and ambulance"
xoxox Kim
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Usually I go into an Igor stance and start yelling UNCLEAN UNCLEAN freaks em out every time Airbooster
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