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Can't put across one on me, NO SIREEEEE!!!!!
I am an 82 yr. old senior. I am darned tired of people treating me like I'm an ignorant young
child. Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive
double-insulated, energy efficient windows.
This week, I received a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done
for a year & that I had failed to pay them. My gracious, did we go round and round!!!
I told him that no one pulls a fast one on this old lady!!! Even though I am a senior citizen
and was a blonde in my younger days, that doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!
I proceeded to tell him exactly what his salesman told me last year: "In one year, they will
pay for themselves."
BTW,, I still can't find who swiped my tea????????? and "Get Smart Pills"...........................
too funny!
Hi Helen....
That indeed was a VERY GOOD one !! ha ha....
Listen, something funny just happened....while Iīm at my pc with little Fiona (the kitten I pikked up about a month ago) on my lap, I suddenly notice that she is following the point of the mouse on the screen...by moving her head everytime I move it. When I opened your thread and she saw your little mouse Jerry running on the screen...she just jumped into it!!! I couldnīt believe my eyes!!!!!!! ha ha
Sunny regards,
Iris :)
LOL @ Helen and Iris!!
BTW I hope your kitty is OK Iris.
Hi Cheryl.....
Yes, not to worry..little Fiona is doing ok....still wondering what on earth that is what moves at the screen !!!!
Sunny regards,
Iris :)
1 Attachment(s) YOU GO HELEN!!!!
I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself! :D
Iris:
My new kitties do the SAME thing with the point of the mouse on the screen. They move their heads and they ALSO, chase it with their paws!! So cute!
Here's another fast mouse for Fiona to "chase". lol!
Barbara
1 Attachment(s) Oh my...this is too funny...wait till Helen sees this...can't help it Helen too too funny...they think you really did this...Ha ha ha...errrrrrr I hope this was a joke...right????
1 Attachment(s) Female vs. Male version of "I May Be Old But":
Son asks his dad, "Is it okay to admire lots of bosoms?" Dad says "Sure it is son, there are all types. For instance a young lass has bosoms like melons - ripe, full & firm. A middle aged lovely's bosoms are more like pears, still somewhat firm but sagging a wee bit. And the older ones bring tears to your eyes".
"Tears to your eyes?" asks the son. "Yes," replies the dad. "Just the sight of the old ones is enough to make you cry".
And the revenge:
A young lass asks her mum what she might expect from a man during her lifetime as it pertains to his prowess. "Well", the mother answers, "A young man is like the mighty oak, strong and firm. As he reaches middle age he's like the birch, more pliable but still dependable."
"And when he reaches old age he's just like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" asks the daughter. "Aye", answers her mum, "All dried up and the only purpose the balls serve are for decoration!"
Way to go Helen!! You go girl!!!
Annie are you trying to tell us one day there will be no more sex??
OMG say it "ain't" true!!! If and when that day comes I will be sending my hubby to the urologist for some viagra!!!
Re: Fiona the kitty, jumping into the computer screen. Isn't that what we all got a "screensaver" for?
Sorry ...I had to say it.:rolleyes:
Very very funny. Truth is stanger that fiction. ROTF.
Age is a state mind.
At my age the mind is the second thing to go. I dnp't remember what was first.
Go girl
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,,,,,,,I don't even want to touch this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hepper you could have fooled me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pray I'm still around at 82,,,and have the sense of humor you have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,so you mean Joe is a pilot and he is older than you,,,,Now I know for sure that was him on the boeing,,,,that's why we were going in circles for 12 hours!!!!!!ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just think you have an excuse for your choppers,,,what's mine?????hahahahahahahahahahah,,,,teeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeee
Way to go Helen........You are EVERY woman!!! :)
Debber,
No fear! My husband is indeed a urologist. He's also paranoid and is stock piling Viagra. I've lost an entire cabinet to his collection.
MOLLY & BARBARA:
Fiona tells me to thank you both.....she really likes both images and actually follows them.... ha ha ha really cute!!!
Sunny regards,
Iris :D
I am an 82 yr. old senior. I am darned tired of people treating me like I'm an ignorant young
child. Last year I replaced several windows in my house. They were the expensive
double-insulated, energy efficient windows.
This week, I received a call from the contractor complaining that the work has been done
for a year & that I had failed to pay them. My gracious, did we go round and round!!!
I told him that no one pulls a fast one on this old lady!!! Even though I am a senior citizen
and was a blonde in my younger days, that doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!
I proceeded to tell him exactly what his salesman told me last year: "In one year, they will
pay for themselves."
BTW,, I still can't find who swiped my tea????????? and "Get Smart Pills"...........................
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too funny!
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Hi Helen....
That indeed was a VERY GOOD one !! ha ha....
Listen, something funny just happened....while Iīm at my pc with little Fiona (the kitten I pikked up about a month ago) on my lap, I suddenly notice that she is following the point of the mouse on the screen...by moving her head everytime I move it. When I opened your thread and she saw your little mouse Jerry running on the screen...she just jumped into it!!! I couldnīt believe my eyes!!!!!!! ha ha
Sunny regards,
Iris :)
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LOL @ Helen and Iris!!
BTW I hope your kitty is OK Iris.
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Hi Cheryl.....
Yes, not to worry..little Fiona is doing ok....still wondering what on earth that is what moves at the screen !!!!
Sunny regards,
Iris :)
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1 Attachment(s) YOU GO HELEN!!!!
I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself! :D
Iris:
My new kitties do the SAME thing with the point of the mouse on the screen. They move their heads and they ALSO, chase it with their paws!! So cute!
Here's another fast mouse for Fiona to "chase". lol!
Barbara
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1 Attachment(s) Oh my...this is too funny...wait till Helen sees this...can't help it Helen too too funny...they think you really did this...Ha ha ha...errrrrrr I hope this was a joke...right????
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1 Attachment(s) Female vs. Male version of "I May Be Old But":
Son asks his dad, "Is it okay to admire lots of bosoms?" Dad says "Sure it is son, there are all types. For instance a young lass has bosoms like melons - ripe, full & firm. A middle aged lovely's bosoms are more like pears, still somewhat firm but sagging a wee bit. And the older ones bring tears to your eyes".
"Tears to your eyes?" asks the son. "Yes," replies the dad. "Just the sight of the old ones is enough to make you cry".
And the revenge:
A young lass asks her mum what she might expect from a man during her lifetime as it pertains to his prowess. "Well", the mother answers, "A young man is like the mighty oak, strong and firm. As he reaches middle age he's like the birch, more pliable but still dependable."
"And when he reaches old age he's just like a Christmas tree". "A Christmas tree?" asks the daughter. "Aye", answers her mum, "All dried up and the only purpose the balls serve are for decoration!"
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Way to go Helen!! You go girl!!!
Annie are you trying to tell us one day there will be no more sex??
OMG say it "ain't" true!!! If and when that day comes I will be sending my hubby to the urologist for some viagra!!!
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Re: Fiona the kitty, jumping into the computer screen. Isn't that what we all got a "screensaver" for?
Sorry ...I had to say it.:rolleyes:
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Very very funny. Truth is stanger that fiction. ROTF.
Age is a state mind.
At my age the mind is the second thing to go. I dnp't remember what was first.
Go girl
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,,,,,,,I don't even want to touch this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hepper you could have fooled me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I pray I'm still around at 82,,,and have the sense of humor you have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,so you mean Joe is a pilot and he is older than you,,,,Now I know for sure that was him on the boeing,,,,that's why we were going in circles for 12 hours!!!!!!ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Just think you have an excuse for your choppers,,,what's mine?????hahahahahahahahahahah,,,,teeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeee
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Way to go Helen........You are EVERY woman!!! :)
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Debber,
No fear! My husband is indeed a urologist. He's also paranoid and is stock piling Viagra. I've lost an entire cabinet to his collection.
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MOLLY & BARBARA:
Fiona tells me to thank you both.....she really likes both images and actually follows them.... ha ha ha really cute!!!
Sunny regards,
Iris :D
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