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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says,
"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home
A vey unkempt old biker chick wanders into a bar. She steps up to the bar and raises her arm yellling, "Would any of you gentlemen like to by me a drink"? She's sleeveless and is sporting quite a bit of unattractive armpit hair. The guy next to her buys her a drink just so that she'll put her arm down and hopefully go away. She downs her drink & up goes her arm again yelling. "Who else will be kind enough to buy me a drink?"
Way down the end of the bar an old drunk about to fall off his stool says "I'll buy the little ballerina a drink. In fact I'll buy her two. Make it three.", he says. The bartender walks down to the drunk, sees that he has enough money to buy the drinks and can't help but ask the drunk what makes him refer to her as a ballerina.
"Well", the drunk says, "anyone who can get their leg up that high must be a ballerina."
LMAO!!!!
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A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "DANG, I must have killed the biker".
An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little baby?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!"
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He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says,
"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home
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A vey unkempt old biker chick wanders into a bar. She steps up to the bar and raises her arm yellling, "Would any of you gentlemen like to by me a drink"? She's sleeveless and is sporting quite a bit of unattractive armpit hair. The guy next to her buys her a drink just so that she'll put her arm down and hopefully go away. She downs her drink & up goes her arm again yelling. "Who else will be kind enough to buy me a drink?"
Way down the end of the bar an old drunk about to fall off his stool says "I'll buy the little ballerina a drink. In fact I'll buy her two. Make it three.", he says. The bartender walks down to the drunk, sees that he has enough money to buy the drinks and can't help but ask the drunk what makes him refer to her as a ballerina.
"Well", the drunk says, "anyone who can get their leg up that high must be a ballerina."
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LMAO!!!!
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Hey debber!
Who gave you that picture of me?? :p
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A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "DANG, I must have killed the biker".
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An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little baby?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!"
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[SIZE=5] :D YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :D
:D WAAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAA! :D [/SIZE]
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