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I used to file my nails, but then I thought, what's the point in keeping them?


they make good scratchers!!!


No point - no point at all.
Fake 'em
Thats my motto
xxx


I hate fake nails..Then you have to get them balanced every couple weeks...
I will just keep my own..


and I've got this cat called minton, and when he eats shuttle cocks, i say "BAD minton"


so I was walking by a field with cows and suddenly they all started falling over and scraping their knees. and I said to the guy, "what are they doing?" and he said "grazing"


and i went into the butchers and the butcher said to me: "i bet you £10 you can't jump up there and grab that piece of meat" and i said "im not betting". he said "why?" and i said "the steaks are too high"


so i sent a pile of snow to my girlfriend, and i rang her up and i said "did you get my drift?"


You need to start over and rename your thread "one liners" Those are too funny, and Now I get the "point" about filing your nails.


LOL Raggatt, very funny :) Got any more?


and I saw this boy swimming all alone in the sea, so i threw him a pair of binnoculars. he said "what are these for?" and i said "you need supervision!"


i know a guy who's fallen in love with two school bags - he's bi-satchel


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