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What did babycorn say to mama corn?? Where is PopCorn.
That was a little corney huh?
A girl was walking her two dogs, She happened to be a blond. She could have been a brunet.
A man approched her and said, what beautiful dogs what are their names? She said, this one is Timex and that one is Rolex!
He then said why did you name you dogs that, She then said DUH they're watch dogs.
1 Attachment(s) Baka, they were funny & cute. Thanks for sharing it.
O man- im sittin here w/ my friend and those are so corney that we actually laughed! :p boy- those were good!! baka- you need to get more of a life!)
1 Attachment(s) baka- you need to get more of a life!)
She has KJ, she's here isn't she.............. :)
baka!
thanks for posting the corn joke, i love those simple jokes they crack me UP!
It reminds me of one of my favorites:
Knock Knock
(who's there)
cargo
(cargo who?)
cargo beep beep!
:p
:D
OMG!!!!.........Lottie!! :)
[SIZE=4]THAT'S A TRUE STORY[/SIZE]
ROTFLMAO
Thats a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!
1 Attachment(s) Oh Lottie, I can't stop laughing........
:p
1 Attachment(s) Lottie, I don't have to hire out those Igloo Contractors, it's plenty cold here without
the ice cubes of an Igloo. :)
I'm still drinking my tea, but now it's to keep me warm......
Amused :D
:(
Hahahahaha!
Yes! Amused!
great!
xxx
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, thar's no paper on this side either".
That was a little corney huh?
A girl was walking her two dogs, She happened to be a blond. She could have been a brunet.
A man approched her and said, what beautiful dogs what are their names? She said, this one is Timex and that one is Rolex!
He then said why did you name you dogs that, She then said DUH they're watch dogs.
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1 Attachment(s) Baka, they were funny & cute. Thanks for sharing it.
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O man- im sittin here w/ my friend and those are so corney that we actually laughed! :p boy- those were good!! baka- you need to get more of a life!)
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1 Attachment(s) baka- you need to get more of a life!)
She has KJ, she's here isn't she.............. :)
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baka!
thanks for posting the corn joke, i love those simple jokes they crack me UP!
It reminds me of one of my favorites:
Knock Knock
(who's there)
cargo
(cargo who?)
cargo beep beep!
:p
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:D
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OMG!!!!.........Lottie!! :)
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[SIZE=4]THAT'S A TRUE STORY[/SIZE]
ROTFLMAO
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Thats a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!
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1 Attachment(s) Oh Lottie, I can't stop laughing........
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:p
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1 Attachment(s) Lottie, I don't have to hire out those Igloo Contractors, it's plenty cold here without
the ice cubes of an Igloo. :)
I'm still drinking my tea, but now it's to keep me warm......
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Amused :D
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:(
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Hahahahaha!
Yes! Amused!
great!
xxx
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin, thar's no paper on this side either".
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