Collect Questions

Let us all know of SOME of the messages you've had, here are SOME of mine.
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Hi........ everyone is really mad at me and I need a place to hide out for a while...
Osama Bin Laden.
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I'm at the police station, got caught and been charged wth possesion of good looks, need someone ugly to bail me out. So bloody hurry up will ya!
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Optus would like to advise that your birth was a mistake. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience. Thankyou.
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Police just found the corpse of a badly burnt male without a brain and a tiny Pecker, text me back so I know you're ok!
S


Love these
ok lets see
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)


OK, the messages tickle me. But, what does SMS mean? Sorry to be so dense, but I just can't figure this one out.
SMS....silly mangled stupids....so much sh----........sorry memory shutdown......????? I give up.
By the way, Early this morning, late last night, an empty truck, filled with bricks, drove up the back alley, in my front yard, and half killed my dead cat.
Have Fun,
Dove


A friend sent me this:
Q: What is the best way to conceive an ugly baby?
A: Ask your parents
Thanks a lot mate.............:D


Yes what does SMS mean?
Good thread but I need more info before I can reply to an SMS...
Gotta make sure it isn't too kinky!
Gee Dove sorry bout your cat...LOL!
:p


SMS stands for short message service. It's basically wireless communication such as online chatting or text messaging. Unless it means something different in Australia.


Here is a site I found ...It has some funny ones!!
http://www.txt2nite.com/


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My answering machine on my cellphone goes on and on for about 2 minutes talking about how long answering machiens are annoying!