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Ok, since I started the stress and P thread - I thought it would be nice to share a joke or two - Laughter is good for the soul and is a great stress relief.. Sorry if you heard this one - but here it goes. Try to make most the jokes semi-clean - I want people to laugh not to offend them...
The Welfare Office -
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says "Hi. I want you to know that I hate drawing
welfare and I'd really rather have a job."
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Well, your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says "You've got to be kidding".
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
There is a new section now for jokes et al
Funny Joke BTW!!!!!
:D
Wanted to welcome you to the board and thank you for the laugh. really good people here and you look like you will fit right in.
-Fox
WELCOME ABOARD!!
[SIZE=5]HAHAHHAAAAAAAAA![/SIZE]
Is this allowed? I guess I'll find out, huh?
[SIZE=4]Oh please I can't stop laughing,,,,I even forgot the joke I was going to tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] :D :D :D :D :D
The Welfare Office -
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says "Hi. I want you to know that I hate drawing
welfare and I'd really rather have a job."
The man behind the welfare desk says, "Well, your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says "You've got to be kidding".
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
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There is a new section now for jokes et al
Funny Joke BTW!!!!!
:D
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Wanted to welcome you to the board and thank you for the laugh. really good people here and you look like you will fit right in.
-Fox
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WELCOME ABOARD!!
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[SIZE=5]HAHAHHAAAAAAAAA![/SIZE]
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Is this allowed? I guess I'll find out, huh?
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[SIZE=4]Oh please I can't stop laughing,,,,I even forgot the joke I was going to tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] :D :D :D :D :D
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