Question:
Wahooooo!!!!
now a joke
What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed
oh thats bad! :p
Cleanest joke I could find :D
Hi Paw ...congratulations on being the FIRST poster(hehe)......this should also be a great place!!!
Paw that is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got the bad joke of the Century:
Why do they call the Lincoln Tunnell the Lincoln TUnnel?
Because...............
wait for it.................
ready?
Because its "linkin'" New York and New Jersey!
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They don't call me FlakeyMatt for nothin'!
A flakey Joke from a Flakey Matt.......
Still worth a chuckle though!!
You are far to kind.
I mean that joke is AWFUL!
F.M.
<groan> ROFL
Those are so awful that they're wonderful!
This is too cool !!
Hey coach check out the couch!
o man... those jokes were so stupid that they made me laugh my head off... the thing is... then i was laughing out loud and we're having a family gathering, and ppl heard me laughing, and they asked what was funny... so i told them the jokes, and eventually the whole house was laughing at you guys!!! thx for the good times!!!
KJ
1 Attachment(s) Oh, what a nice surprise...Thanks NPF!!! Now we can have fun all we want...lol
I was surprised to see it and its wonderful!
Yeah, this is too cool and so is that "couch" Deb. (LOL)
I'm glad you guys like it.... here's my awful joke....
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?"
Maybe its just me and my blonde hair... but was there something to get about that joke eric??? lol.
KJ
Originally posted by webmaster
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?" Depends, is it a woman with 3 heads or........... :D
Speaking of Bartender................... there's a drink waiting for you at the bar, get over there and get it.
S
Eric,
I think your joke was great!
Thanks for making me smile! ;)
Kelly
1 Attachment(s) To cover the bad bad joke of the day;
An american Vampire and Warewolf are looking through vacation brochures to plan a vacation.
"Il like England" the vampire said, "Do you think they will have enough blood banks?"
"I dont know about their blood banks" the Warewolf answered, "but I'm dying to try thier Liverpool!"
Hey webmaster I did'nt get the joke but hey what do you expect?
DUH!
THANKS again for the wonderful surprise!
I really think that this forum was a great idea!! Thanks NPF!!
Ok here is my joke:
Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend askes, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
I have the all-time worst joke.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
......
......
......
"Here come the elephants!"
I know... so stupid.:rolleyes:
YOU WIN!!:D
Thats got to be the award winning all time worst joke ever!!!
Here's your prize!
LMAO.
Oh, thank you. (tear) Thank you (sniff). I would like to thank all the little people that brought me down to this level. My husband who has supported me through all of my higher times. My mom and dad. Oh yes, and my sister who told me that "joke".
Lynne
haaaaaaaaaaaa....Lynne, you're a trip!!:)
I noticed Kellyc posted on this thread...to what honor do we deserve such a rare visit???
1 Attachment(s) A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?"
Debber!!!
Being blonde myself, I'm not SURE if I have it right but I THINK it means that since there are so many blonde, brunette, redhead jokes out there, that when the bartender looked up, he thought it couldn't be coincedence that there were the 3 distinct hair colors there, so it MUST be a joke!!
Eric, or anyone????? Is that right?
SouthPaw Congrats from me also, for starting the first thread with such a cute joke!!!!
now a joke
What does a fish smoke?
Sea weed
oh thats bad! :p
Cleanest joke I could find :D
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Hi Paw ...congratulations on being the FIRST poster(hehe)......this should also be a great place!!!
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Paw that is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got the bad joke of the Century:
Why do they call the Lincoln Tunnell the Lincoln TUnnel?
Because...............
wait for it.................
ready?
Because its "linkin'" New York and New Jersey!
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They don't call me FlakeyMatt for nothin'!
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A flakey Joke from a Flakey Matt.......
Still worth a chuckle though!!
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You are far to kind.
I mean that joke is AWFUL!
F.M.
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<groan> ROFL
Those are so awful that they're wonderful!
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This is too cool !!
Hey coach check out the couch!
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o man... those jokes were so stupid that they made me laugh my head off... the thing is... then i was laughing out loud and we're having a family gathering, and ppl heard me laughing, and they asked what was funny... so i told them the jokes, and eventually the whole house was laughing at you guys!!! thx for the good times!!!
KJ
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1 Attachment(s) Oh, what a nice surprise...Thanks NPF!!! Now we can have fun all we want...lol
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I was surprised to see it and its wonderful!
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Yeah, this is too cool and so is that "couch" Deb. (LOL)
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I'm glad you guys like it.... here's my awful joke....
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?"
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Maybe its just me and my blonde hair... but was there something to get about that joke eric??? lol.
KJ
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Originally posted by webmaster
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?" Depends, is it a woman with 3 heads or........... :D
Speaking of Bartender................... there's a drink waiting for you at the bar, get over there and get it.
S
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Eric,
I think your joke was great!
Thanks for making me smile! ;)
Kelly
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1 Attachment(s) To cover the bad bad joke of the day;
An american Vampire and Warewolf are looking through vacation brochures to plan a vacation.
"Il like England" the vampire said, "Do you think they will have enough blood banks?"
"I dont know about their blood banks" the Warewolf answered, "but I'm dying to try thier Liverpool!"
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Hey webmaster I did'nt get the joke but hey what do you expect?
DUH!
THANKS again for the wonderful surprise!
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I really think that this forum was a great idea!! Thanks NPF!!
Ok here is my joke:
Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school.
One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school, did you manage to live a well planned life?"
"Oh yes," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second marriage was to an actor, my third marriage was to a preacher, and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Her friend askes, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
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I have the all-time worst joke.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
......
......
......
"Here come the elephants!"
I know... so stupid.:rolleyes:
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YOU WIN!!:D
Thats got to be the award winning all time worst joke ever!!!
Here's your prize!
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LMAO.
Oh, thank you. (tear) Thank you (sniff). I would like to thank all the little people that brought me down to this level. My husband who has supported me through all of my higher times. My mom and dad. Oh yes, and my sister who told me that "joke".
Lynne
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haaaaaaaaaaaa....Lynne, you're a trip!!:)
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I noticed Kellyc posted on this thread...to what honor do we deserve such a rare visit???
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1 Attachment(s) A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walk into a bar..... the bartender looks up and says.....
"what is this? a joke?"
Debber!!!
Being blonde myself, I'm not SURE if I have it right but I THINK it means that since there are so many blonde, brunette, redhead jokes out there, that when the bartender looked up, he thought it couldn't be coincedence that there were the 3 distinct hair colors there, so it MUST be a joke!!
Eric, or anyone????? Is that right?
SouthPaw Congrats from me also, for starting the first thread with such a cute joke!!!!
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