Question:
The Test
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country,
and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort.
When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a genie.
Then the genie said "I'll give you three wishes, but on one
condition, your mother in law gets twice as much as you wish."
So the man decided for his first wish that he wanted 1 billion
dollars, so his mother in law (who lived across the street) got
2 billion dollars. For the man's second wish he decided that he
wanted to have a 200 room mansion, so his mother in law got a
400 room mansion. For the man's last wish, he took a long time
to think it out, and then he said to the genie, "I wish you
choked me half to death."
1 Attachment(s) There were three men of the cloth who went to heaven and ST. Peter said your condos are not ready so I will place you back on earth as anything you want and send for you when they are. Rev #1 said I want to fly like an eagle. Rev #2 said I want to be a swinger Rev#3 said I want to be a real cool stud. Fast forward 6 months. St Peter says the condos are done go get the Revs. The angel said how am I going to find these guys? St Peter said the first one will be easy. He's an eagle soaring over the grand canyon. The other 2 will be a bit tougher. one is swinging through the trees in Africa and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit:D :D :D :D airbooster
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
Answers:
There once was a man who traveled to a strange foreign country,
and while he was there he found a strange old lamp of some sort.
When he got home he polished off the lamp, and out came a genie.
Then the genie said "I'll give you three wishes, but on one
condition, your mother in law gets twice as much as you wish."
So the man decided for his first wish that he wanted 1 billion
dollars, so his mother in law (who lived across the street) got
2 billion dollars. For the man's second wish he decided that he
wanted to have a 200 room mansion, so his mother in law got a
400 room mansion. For the man's last wish, he took a long time
to think it out, and then he said to the genie, "I wish you
choked me half to death."
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) There were three men of the cloth who went to heaven and ST. Peter said your condos are not ready so I will place you back on earth as anything you want and send for you when they are. Rev #1 said I want to fly like an eagle. Rev #2 said I want to be a swinger Rev#3 said I want to be a real cool stud. Fast forward 6 months. St Peter says the condos are done go get the Revs. The angel said how am I going to find these guys? St Peter said the first one will be easy. He's an eagle soaring over the grand canyon. The other 2 will be a bit tougher. one is swinging through the trees in Africa and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit:D :D :D :D airbooster
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