Question:
Please,Help me. I need to laugh and then I need to make my husband feel better about losing an informal election.
I figure you guys can make me feel better and then I in turn can make my husband feel better. The stress of this informal ballot to get a candidate elected to the CDD board ( if you don't know what A CDD is--trust me you don't want to know) is hurting me and I can't let him know because it means so much to him.
Anything you can do for me is enormosely appreciated.
Ahhh Mama,
I'm gonna have to make this post count, since it is one of my precious last few before I become struck down by the evil counter. But, anything for you, my dear friend.;)
Sorry about hubby's stress.
My hubby and I were driving in the car recently with the 10 & 7 year olds in the back. The 10 year old has an annoying tendancy to mutter and not speak clearly, exascerbated by being in the car.
Dad says, " Dear, you really need to speak up and speak more clearly ."
Daughter says, " But, Daddy, it's too hard! "
Dad says, " If it were so hard, no one would ever speak at all ".
By this time I am dieing laughing and very glad I am not driving, and daughter is turning beet red.
This is what is refered to around here as a "Leary moment ". lol...
Thanks PJ. Kids bring so much levity to our world. What would we do without them?
Our daughter mumbled, also. After asking her three times to repeat herself, her answer was "nebber mind". She is 26 now and not a soul has trouble hearing her. But, I always smile when I think of her little voice and the "nebber mind" of days gone by.
Thaks again!
PJ-
What happes when the counter hits 1000?
You can pm me the answer.
My son who is 42 and living home for a bit...
I ask him where he is going? ummmmerrrrrrrrrr very soft...
I said...oh that is the same place you went yesterday...
That's Funny!!
Sounds like something I would say, either one, take your choice
1 Attachment(s) :D :D :D Oh Molly, that's too too funny!!!! And, that reminds me, when
my son was in his teens & as he was almost out the door, I'd ask him
"where are you going"? His reply to me was "Out".
Ha Ha, then was this time.... Again in his teens --- He had gotten up in the
middle of the night to raid the fridge & it so happened that I wanted to do
the same,,, so as I entered the kitchen & saw him with the fridge door open,
I asked him "anything good"? Well that was it,,, I startled him so that his head
went completely into the fridge knocking a lot of the contents onto the floor.
Mama, I hope these replies at least puts a smile on your face.
mama tell hubby to look at it this way. im from louisiana where most of our elected officials wind up in prison after serving there term in office. so mabe it was a good thing to lose the informal election my keep his butt out the slammer. lol just a thought
JRS
You are too funny! I just laughed out loud at that one!
Thanks all! Iappreciate all the humor. It does help!
mama- we are always here for you!!! Please let us know if we can help in any way other than just helping you laugh....
1 Attachment(s) A bunch of clowns were protesting in front of the White House when two tourists arrived. The husband said its not the clowns out here that worry me its the one who lives in there!! ( and points towards the White House) airbooster:D :D :D :D
Mama,
I wasn't very nice to someone today. I was working when a trucker came in today, and did a bit of flirting with me. After a bit when he wasn't discouraged easily, I informed him I had a son older then he was. This surprised him and he answered, "I wish I had a Mom that looked like you." Ohhh, shame on me. I cocked my head a bit, looked at him and said, "yeah, I can see where that might have improved your looks a bit." It just popped out. It took him longer then my co-workers to "get it" When they started laughing, it hit him. I did apologize, he really was good looking. My co-workers tell me they never know what I'll say next. Neither do I.
MS. Dove, I must say you had me laughing out loud!!!! Remind me to stay on your happy side!
MS. Dove, That was way too close to things that shoot out of my mouth. We could be related! I usually say those things to friends though, they know I mean no harm.But they just come out.:eek:
I might could give you a warm fuzzy. I have started a new, part time job. As always, I wear what is comfortable, for me. Shorts, and short sleeve or sleeveless shirt. It is an informal job, IN A STORE, IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC. I expected the same rude comments about the P. I have been plesantly surprised. In a week I have had four people who I have known for years, ask about my P. They then show me their P!!! They have all been kind and matter of fact about it. One woman is undergoing testing now for various Immune malfuntion related diseases, for a diagnosis. It was comforting to me, to see so many with P, and know they understood. People without it have asked, but then said "I thought that was it." Wow. It is a small town, and I feel better about being out in public, right now, any way. flora
I figure you guys can make me feel better and then I in turn can make my husband feel better. The stress of this informal ballot to get a candidate elected to the CDD board ( if you don't know what A CDD is--trust me you don't want to know) is hurting me and I can't let him know because it means so much to him.
Anything you can do for me is enormosely appreciated.
Answers:
Ahhh Mama,
I'm gonna have to make this post count, since it is one of my precious last few before I become struck down by the evil counter. But, anything for you, my dear friend.;)
Sorry about hubby's stress.
My hubby and I were driving in the car recently with the 10 & 7 year olds in the back. The 10 year old has an annoying tendancy to mutter and not speak clearly, exascerbated by being in the car.
Dad says, " Dear, you really need to speak up and speak more clearly ."
Daughter says, " But, Daddy, it's too hard! "
Dad says, " If it were so hard, no one would ever speak at all ".
By this time I am dieing laughing and very glad I am not driving, and daughter is turning beet red.
This is what is refered to around here as a "Leary moment ". lol...
Answers:
Thanks PJ. Kids bring so much levity to our world. What would we do without them?
Our daughter mumbled, also. After asking her three times to repeat herself, her answer was "nebber mind". She is 26 now and not a soul has trouble hearing her. But, I always smile when I think of her little voice and the "nebber mind" of days gone by.
Thaks again!
Answers:
PJ-
What happes when the counter hits 1000?
You can pm me the answer.
Answers:
My son who is 42 and living home for a bit...
I ask him where he is going? ummmmerrrrrrrrrr very soft...
I said...oh that is the same place you went yesterday...
Answers:
That's Funny!!
Sounds like something I would say, either one, take your choice
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) :D :D :D Oh Molly, that's too too funny!!!! And, that reminds me, when
my son was in his teens & as he was almost out the door, I'd ask him
"where are you going"? His reply to me was "Out".
Ha Ha, then was this time.... Again in his teens --- He had gotten up in the
middle of the night to raid the fridge & it so happened that I wanted to do
the same,,, so as I entered the kitchen & saw him with the fridge door open,
I asked him "anything good"? Well that was it,,, I startled him so that his head
went completely into the fridge knocking a lot of the contents onto the floor.
Mama, I hope these replies at least puts a smile on your face.
Answers:
mama tell hubby to look at it this way. im from louisiana where most of our elected officials wind up in prison after serving there term in office. so mabe it was a good thing to lose the informal election my keep his butt out the slammer. lol just a thought
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JRS
You are too funny! I just laughed out loud at that one!
Thanks all! Iappreciate all the humor. It does help!
Answers:
mama- we are always here for you!!! Please let us know if we can help in any way other than just helping you laugh....
Answers:
1 Attachment(s) A bunch of clowns were protesting in front of the White House when two tourists arrived. The husband said its not the clowns out here that worry me its the one who lives in there!! ( and points towards the White House) airbooster:D :D :D :D
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Mama,
I wasn't very nice to someone today. I was working when a trucker came in today, and did a bit of flirting with me. After a bit when he wasn't discouraged easily, I informed him I had a son older then he was. This surprised him and he answered, "I wish I had a Mom that looked like you." Ohhh, shame on me. I cocked my head a bit, looked at him and said, "yeah, I can see where that might have improved your looks a bit." It just popped out. It took him longer then my co-workers to "get it" When they started laughing, it hit him. I did apologize, he really was good looking. My co-workers tell me they never know what I'll say next. Neither do I.
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MS. Dove, I must say you had me laughing out loud!!!! Remind me to stay on your happy side!
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MS. Dove, That was way too close to things that shoot out of my mouth. We could be related! I usually say those things to friends though, they know I mean no harm.But they just come out.:eek:
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I might could give you a warm fuzzy. I have started a new, part time job. As always, I wear what is comfortable, for me. Shorts, and short sleeve or sleeveless shirt. It is an informal job, IN A STORE, IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC. I expected the same rude comments about the P. I have been plesantly surprised. In a week I have had four people who I have known for years, ask about my P. They then show me their P!!! They have all been kind and matter of fact about it. One woman is undergoing testing now for various Immune malfuntion related diseases, for a diagnosis. It was comforting to me, to see so many with P, and know they understood. People without it have asked, but then said "I thought that was it." Wow. It is a small town, and I feel better about being out in public, right now, any way. flora
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