Collect Questions

OK BarbaraW, just remember this was your idea.
First, thanks for the nice comments about my picture in that thread.
Funny you should mention this now. I pulled a blond moment just today. Well, probably more than one. :eek: I work with keys a lot. When I get to work, I leave my car keys under the front seat because I have my work keys around my neck on a long cord and a spare car opener too. Well later today I went to the store. Yup! Tossed my keys on the floor and locked up and left. Came out of the store and couldn't get into my car. Nothing around my neck! :mad: Had to push cart back into store, break a dollar for change and phone home to hubby. Then push cart back out (full of groceries) and wait for him to show up laughing at me. He is still giving me a rough time. Keeps reminding me he had to rescue me. :(
Now remind me sometime to tell you how I cracked my rib. :o


Some of these are pretty mean, but hey I got them from a brunette and I know I've heard some demeaning blonde jokes, so please brunettes, take no offense.
Well, it has finally happened._ The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:
WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage
WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache


YES , YES , YES!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!


OK guys fess up tell us some blonde moments!!
My last one was this:
I had stopped at a grocery store I always shop at ...When I walked up toward the door I noticed my daughter who does videography for our local T.V. station and a reporter were there doing a story...I was very excited to see her and I had a cart with me... I thought I parked the cart, well I did't and it rolled back out into the parking lot and was headed straight for a truck with a guy sitting in it...I ran after it and could'nt catch it before it hit the guys truck...I wanted to die!!! I walked up and looked and I told the guy I didn't think it hurt it...He agreed and I went back to my daughter and they were all laughing! Well I thought thats the end of that... When I came out the guy was still sitting there and his wife was outside talking to him...I heard her say it's too late to look now.....I had apologized about 3 times to the man but apparently they were'nt happy! I got in my car and left...
Moral of this story is if you're gonna let carts fly in parking lots make sure there are no people sitting in the vehicles !!!!! LOL
Seriously be more careful!!! DUHHHHHH!


Okay okay.....I'll admit to a blonde moment, but just for the record I prefer the term "temporary loss of situational awareness," because these things don't just happen to blondes! :D I was driving to Niagara Falls with a friend of mine in March and we stopped off at a gas station for a quick break. Well, when I got back in my car and put it in reverse the car wasn't working! The gas peddle wasn't working, I had just put gas in the car but it was saying I was on empty......I was just slowly rolling out of my parking spot. Well, I was freaking out saying "oh my gosh there's something terribly wrong with my car!" and my friend was just laughing. Yeah.....it helps to actually turn the car on if you want to start going anywhere. That was the little detail I had forgotten. Oops. I'll never live that one down. I'm sure the onlookers at the rest area all had a good laugh about the moron from Montana (I still have my MT plates, personalized just so I can be even more memorable). -Taryn-


A little offensive to us blonde folks out here!
Steve:mad:


I aint blonde - cant identify!!!!! Sorry!!!! :D
But i do have my 'black hair' days!!!!


I am a blonde! That's why I said I preferred the term "temporary loss of situational awareness" over blonde moments. It's politically correct so nobody gets offended. :D -Taryn-


Well Roxy I don't imagine you will live that one down!!!! LMAO!!! I don't think its proper to laugh at a fellow blonde tho!!!! It was no worse than mine tho! If as bad!
My daughter neither of which are blondes never let me forget the dumb things I do!!!


I was just kidding. My skin is a bit thicker than that! (Pun intended!)
Steve:cool:
PS - I'm not really blonde anymore. Kinda light brown now.


Hey Make once a blonde always a blonde , it affects the brain!!


That's right Deb! Steve, blondeness is a state of mind. Once a blonde always a blonde! It's the point of no return. Ba, ha, ha, ha....... You'll always be one of us, we own your soul! -Taryn-


You are too funny!
Steve:cool:


LMAO Roxy!!! And makeitgoaway what the heck are you complaining about you are a good looking guy!!! I saw your pic!


I color my hair from blonde to brown to blonde again - depending on my mood & the current trends. However, I did get toasted with this when I first started working after college....
I was trying to figure out an issue & my Mentor looked @ me & said, "Think with your roots, not your hair color." Everyone on our floored coined that phase anytime I did something really airbrained!:p