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Cow Ticketed for Excessive Mooing in Ohio
Wally the cow is a normal cow who roams the pasture, chews his cud, and moos. Wally's owner, Karyl Hylle is shocked by the fact that she has been charged with a misdemeanor for "ongoing nuisance cow mooing." Wally lives on a 33-acre farm owned by Hylle.
Hylle says "I am speechless." According to the Washington County Sheriff's Department Hylle's neighbor has called to complain about Wally and his excessive mooing on more than 20 different occasions. While the news crew was at the Hylle farm Wally did not moo even once. Also, when officers came to the farm to give the misdemeanor citation, Wally still remained silent.


Lmao! Haha! That's...great! Oh, and your signature...HAHA~!
That's aweomse...pure...hilarious.


Wow. That's hilarious. So if a mooing cow gets a ticket, can your dog get a ticket for excessive barking?


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LOL The mooing I can live with, but someone needs to teach these cows some manners. Read this>>>I thought cows were females and bulls were the males. Maybe Wally is whining and mooing about the name.
I didn't even think about that, lmao.


OMG that is just crazy, lol. How do you stop a cow from mooing. And I bet that cow knew what was going on too which is why he remained silent when reporters showed up, lol. Sneaky!
Oh and Tim I have actually heard that about the farting & burping thing too. Although I'm not sure how you would keep that under control either. Although I did hear if they could collect the 'gas' from the cows they could use it for fuel. Perhaps an urban legend, but you never know.


Thanks for the laugh Julio!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard all week! Darn cows, where do they think are, on a farm? :D :D :D


[QUOTE=nesielheum]Dr Chris Jardine says the government must do more to halt the gassy problem. QUOTE]
Now how in the world is the Government susposed to do something about that?
When are people going to to try to do something on their own?
On the other hand... That is the funniest thing... did the people complaining know that it was a farm when they mooooooved in :D


FAY! LOL .......You just made me " SNARF "!!! :eek:
Mike, I missed that cow... :p
Julio...you r just too too much!
Karen :)


Maybe Wally is WOOING..... not MOOING!!
J.


OMG that is just crazy, lol. How do you stop a cow from mooing.
Here is one way, click here. :rolleyes:


Here is one way, click here. :rolleyes:
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THATS JUST SICK.....
Pretty darn funny too LOL...oh you p people just crack me right up. :D


Here is one way, click here. :rolleyes:
hi steve,
i was think the same thing. steak and im hungry :D
hi karen,
sorry


LOL Makeitogoaway.
Best way to do it!!! Dang now I'm craving steak.... I don't why...... ;)


This thread is so funny!! I've needed a good laugh tonight and all this has proved to be the best!!
Sandy


Steve,
You're one sick little puppy dog!!
Cows were made for mooing, not for eating!! Veggie girl down here is going to log a complaint.


1 Attachment(s) Here is one way, click here. :rolleyes: Cut that out! I almost snarfed water all over my computer. :rolleyes:
Mike


1 Attachment(s) I am so glad that I know better than to have anything in my mouth when i open one of Steve's posts. Will somebody give me directions? Just insert an arrow :D
View of lower Manhattan from Hoboken NJ.


What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? .... A MILK DUD
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
That last one really cracks me up LOLLLLLLLLLL....
Karen


Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Cowsgo
Cowgo Who?
NO, Cows Go Moo! :p
LOL.......* sitting here laughing *


Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
........k.......going to bed ........LOL......... :p


1 Attachment(s) Here in the south......some good old boys go cow tipping.