Question:
Last night I was having a conversation with my 9 year old daughter and the conversation somehow ended up on the subject of my biological father. I have a stepdad whom I call Dad. She asked why do I call my biological father by his first name. I explained to her that he was never there for me (my mother and him split up when I was 6 months old and he has made very little attempt to be a part of my life) and that I call my stepdad Dad because he was the one that helped raise me. I explained that all my biological dad did was help make me.
So at the end of all this she says, "Oh I get it now he's your Sperm Daddy!"
I just thought that so funny that she would think of it this way. But it is very true, lol.
Cute story, Emeraldcheryl,
When my now 17 year old granddaughter was very small she asked her Mommy, "Why does Granddaddy have a "HURT" name? (His name is Hal). OWWW!
Another one was her brother was given the assignment to read a book and he told his Mom to buy that drinking book for him. He said it was called "Tequila Mockingbird". (To Kill A Mockingbird). Yes, he was serious. Aren't they funny??
Juanita
A friend of my told me this one yesterday about her 6 year old son. He said to his 5 year old girl cousin, "Mary, did you know that animals mate? Do you know what mate is? That's where the boy animal tries to impress the girl animal." My friend had to cover her face with her hands so the children wouldn't see her laughing!
I went with my friend today to pick up the kids from school, they are both 5 and go to a Christian pre-school. So they're in the back of the van and Tori says " where does the fuzzy stuff come from thats between your toes? " And Christopher answered " God puts it there and your Mommy gets it out when you're asleep " ....I about DIED laughing !!!
I took my 5 year old nephew to the running track (b4 PA) 20 years ago. He met a very beautiful lady that was my age. The he introduced her to me. She and I were 19 and were very attracted to each other. When my nephew and I left and got in the car he said with a goofy smile, "Uncle Rick, do you like her?" I replied that I did. The he looked at me again with that goofy shyness look and said, "Uncle Rick would you like to.........Y'know......Would you like to..." and broke into giggles. At this point I'm thinking what is he going to say next? So he said ,"Uncle Rick would you like to marry her?"
When my youngest was about 3 and discovered a box of tampons and wanted to know what they were, I knew he wasn't quite ready for the birds and bees discussion. So I told him they were large Qtips. And his response was "Oh yeah, for daddy's ears".
Annie
So at the end of all this she says, "Oh I get it now he's your Sperm Daddy!"
I just thought that so funny that she would think of it this way. But it is very true, lol.
Answers:
Cute story, Emeraldcheryl,
When my now 17 year old granddaughter was very small she asked her Mommy, "Why does Granddaddy have a "HURT" name? (His name is Hal). OWWW!
Another one was her brother was given the assignment to read a book and he told his Mom to buy that drinking book for him. He said it was called "Tequila Mockingbird". (To Kill A Mockingbird). Yes, he was serious. Aren't they funny??
Juanita
Answers:
A friend of my told me this one yesterday about her 6 year old son. He said to his 5 year old girl cousin, "Mary, did you know that animals mate? Do you know what mate is? That's where the boy animal tries to impress the girl animal." My friend had to cover her face with her hands so the children wouldn't see her laughing!
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I went with my friend today to pick up the kids from school, they are both 5 and go to a Christian pre-school. So they're in the back of the van and Tori says " where does the fuzzy stuff come from thats between your toes? " And Christopher answered " God puts it there and your Mommy gets it out when you're asleep " ....I about DIED laughing !!!
Answers:
I took my 5 year old nephew to the running track (b4 PA) 20 years ago. He met a very beautiful lady that was my age. The he introduced her to me. She and I were 19 and were very attracted to each other. When my nephew and I left and got in the car he said with a goofy smile, "Uncle Rick, do you like her?" I replied that I did. The he looked at me again with that goofy shyness look and said, "Uncle Rick would you like to.........Y'know......Would you like to..." and broke into giggles. At this point I'm thinking what is he going to say next? So he said ,"Uncle Rick would you like to marry her?"
Answers:
When my youngest was about 3 and discovered a box of tampons and wanted to know what they were, I knew he wasn't quite ready for the birds and bees discussion. So I told him they were large Qtips. And his response was "Oh yeah, for daddy's ears".
Annie
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