Collect Questions

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
PartyBecause You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock
Hard."
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go."


hi denise
thnk you for sharing that. it mad me laugh and i need it.
have a good day all
richard


..neese...thats is so funny..i too got a chuckle..lol


Hi denise,
By the time I got to the end reading it.
My stomach was hurting from laughing so hard.
I could just imagine some of those things happening for real.
thanks for posting it.
kaylie


Those were super suggestions! I'm starting my new job Monday, hmmmmmmm, don't have much time to prepare my shopping list.


Those were great!!So funny...I have a bumper sticker on my car that reads:
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
Sandy :)


My "that's not funny" husband is cracking up!!!!! Oh Denise, you made my night.
Annie


I think the worst thing is that I've done a lot of those things....but at least I know it's a "healthy" level of insanity!


I just read those neese and I just couldnt stop laughing. They were great


me too denise .
you made me laugh .
i like the "sing along in the opera"
i too do insane things from time to time.
i opened a hot mail account for my cat this week.
see, my cat is not any cat . he has an email now !!!!
i wrote a letter to myself once.
i lay down on the floor to see if a pillow is nice when i'm buying it in a store.
i write in an empty chat room , so , when one enters the room will not miss the beginning.
i mop the floor with toxic products and place a sign DON'T LICK THE FLOOR . IT HAS POISON!
i close my eyes when i take money out of bank atm , so i don't see the balance ....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
things that make us laugh at ourselves are a kind o therapy too.
i feel sorry not to do these things lately . no motivation ...
thanks for your topic
vinny
:D


Hey Deniese,
Thanks for the laugh. Sanity is overrated. Or has David Berkowitz once said, "Sanity is not a blessing", or maybe it was the dog who said it.
Not sure.
Mitch :) :) :) :) :)


I always end my sentences with " in accordance with the prophecy." My AP World History teacher sterted our entire class on that phrase during European history month.......in accordance with the prophecy. Now I'm going to have breakfast in accordance with the prophecy.


LOL thanks Denise...my day has started well. Vinny, thats funny, i can see myself doing that stuff.