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The other night Sandy was invited out for a night with "the girls" and told her husband that she would be home by midnight "I promise." "Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 A.M, a bit loaded, Sandy headed home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh crap." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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That's a good. I need my laughs everyday. Thanks.
Granny


LOL....hahahahahaa


LOL!!!!!!! :D Good one!!!


And I though it was my clock.
I love true stories.
Mitch


Thanks guys, you just made my hubby fall down laughing :D :D


haha I'm glad he liked it :D I might just have to send it to my hubby too :)