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I called off for work last night. I was feeling pretty bad. I told them that I had Anal Glaucoma. The person on the phone asked me what was Anal Glaucoma. I told them that I couldn't see my ass making it to work.


[SIZE=3]lmao!!!!!!!![/SIZE]


I should have known better than to read a post with the title "Anal Glaucoma" while drinking coffee!! :D GOOD one!


[SIZE=7]TURER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN. LMAO[/SIZE]
Mitch


OMG, that is too funny :D Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. :D :D Sue


Note to Self: Add ScottM to the list of those posters (he knows who he is -- :D) whose posts should NEVER be read while consuming beverages.
I just joined Sue (K9pal) in spraying coffee all over my computer. :cool:
Mike


OMG! Made my weekend!!! I already took a vacation day today. Wish I had waited til I read your post and "called in".
Nancy


I've had that disease a few times myself. I don't think my employer would find it funny however.


that's a good one. i should have done that today. :D
have a good day all
richard


I don't get it.... anal...glaucoma... his ass...in a coma... can't see it...called in sick.. ? hmmm


:eek: I had the same thing all week, then I found my glasses and had to come in :p
Hope you all have a great weekend!!
Tammy


ROFLMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>great one!!! :)
I think I have that today too!!!!!!!!


That was hilarious :) I was certainly suffering from that this morning, but i had to come to work, yuck :(


OMG !! thats so funny, almost makes me wish i had a job so that i could use that excuse


That was hysterical. Can I assume then that anal/elbow Alzheimer's is not being able to tell your ass from your elbow?


Thanks for the laugh...I needed that! Too funny! I' will be spreading that one around!


hahaha i wasnt sure if i should read this thread or not, but it turned out to be a good laugh!


Yes, Annie that is exactly right! :cool:


ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! never heard this one!!!!!! :D


This even got my sour pussed husband to laugh. It's a miracle!!!


Oh, you have one of those too Annie? LOL!!!


HAHAHA That was great! :)
:: Doesn't it seem like Mike is always drinking something? :) You must have to pee alot! :eek: :D Or maybe you don't since you're alway's spitting it at the computer :p ::


Sorry, I didn't find this joke funny. There have been threads on this forum where P was the subject of a joke and everyone went wild writing letters and e-mails complaining.
My husband has glaucoma. We've dealt with this for over 20 years and he is slowly going blind. Would you rather be blind or have P? He has had four different operations in the last four years and has already lost the sight in one eye....we're fighting to keep some vision in the second eye.
Perhaps we should all consider the feelings of others when we make jokes about medical conditions.


Sorry, I didn't find this joke funny. There have been threads on this forum where P was the subject of a joke and everyone went wild writing letters and e-mails complaining.
My husband has glaucoma. We've dealt with this for over 20 years and he is slowly going blind. Would you rather be blind or have P? He has had four different operations in the last four years and has already lost the sight in one eye....we're fighting to keep some vision in the second eye.
Perhaps we should all consider the feelings of others when we make jokes about medical conditions.
Alli, I'm sorry if this hurt your feelings and I'm sorry that your husband is going through this. I certainly didn't read into that joke that glaucoma was being made fun of. My grandmother AND grandfather have glaucoma, and I wasn't offended by it, but I guess to each his/her own. The reason that I always get mad at people talking about P is b/c they misrepresent it and make it out to be contagious and disgusting. I certainly didn't think that was being done with glaucoma here. I've watched my grandparents suffer with glaucoma for a long time, and we all know it's not funny and certainly not a joke, so I hope you don't think that we were in any way making fun of your husband, or anyone with glaucoma for that matter. Well, atleast I didn't take it that way.