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ok...i went on a feild trip to Virgina Beach on thursday and friday of this week. it was way fun and stuff. we had to be at breakfast by 8:30...at 7:30 when we woke up we went out side while in our PJ's and brushing our hair...and we look out side and who do we see?? we see Gabe(a guy...my x), Denis (gabe's best friend) The Matt's (matt f. and matt s.) and Austin...well we ask, "how long have u guyz been awake??" and they were like, "we just got up!!" i was supprised how it took them like 3 minutes litterally to get up and dressed and how it took us the whole hour..to hour and a half to get ready. do ne of u ppl here..guyz and girls see that ofton?? i mean like...we took our showers the night b4..cuz we went swimming...and i had to cuz i had to do P meds. do u have ne comments or am i the only one who sees this??
x0x,
Dee
typical ...that's so funny...I saw a comic strip piece that dealt with this on Sunday...I wish I could find it you'd laugh it's funny...
DeeAlice, jgirl -
Here's the drill:
Men have their shoes and clothes stacked up at the edge of the bed like firemen. In order of assembly, I give you the following male dressing procedure.
1) Shoes on the floor, pointing away from the bed.
2) On top of the shoes, are the pants. The pants are carefully arranged so that we can just step into them (and down into the shoes at the same time) and pull them up over our protruding guts.
3) The shirt is layed out on the floor next to the pants. As we are pulling up our pants, we have ahold of the shirt so it is at the ready to put on. The more expeditious of us wear shirts that do not require buttoning. That's why T-Shirts are popular (there, now you know).
4) If a baseball cap is worn, it is normally worn to bed. Why take it off when it is only going to be put back on!! The same holds true for socks and all under garments.
5) Jackets - "We dun need no stinkin' jackets." A sweater will do.
6) Using the toilet - I won't get into that, since this is a family venue.
6) Brushing of teeth - An index finger run under hot water and scrubbed around the mouth a little. Swish, Gargle and Spit - Done.
7) Combing of hair - That can be done while driving the car or walking to the destination.
8) Showering - Night before. If no shower was taken the night before, we will normally skip it altogether or drive through a car wash with the windows rolled down. BAN ROLL ON Deoderant rubbed over the shirt usually works quite well also.
9) Shaving - Done while showering the night before. A mirror hung on the wall by the tub is a beautiful thing !!!
So there you have it girls. Total male prep time...ehhhh....about two - three minutes, TOPS.
Has anyone seen my pancho ??
Jr-EL,,,,,,,,,you've got to be joking :D :D :D
Men can not get together that fast! :) They just say that so they can pick on girls! I have seen men shaving in the car, combing their hair, tieing a tie--------and picking their nose :eek: I saw one get out of the car in his socks and put on his shoes.
Besides, you want to see us looking pretty----don't you?
unless u are a metrosexual....then it would take u longer ;) I love metrosexuals. So hot.
It takes me 2 hrs to get ready BTW. Too much grooming :)
Ashley
I must be one of the weird girls cause I can get ready for going out in the world in fifteen minutes flat. That includes the shower and everything else. Oh yeah, most of my guy friends take longer than an hour to get ready. Most of it is spent "fixing their hair".....how much can a guy do with half an inch of hair.
make there hair spikey and soo hot. ;)
Ashley
Awwww shucks, Granny, all you girls are always looking mighty PURTY !!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something about showers. If we have to shower in the morning, we will not only shave while showering, but at the same time (using the other hand) we will also brush our teeth. Sometimes facing the stream of water with our mouth open (swish, gargle, spit) works just as well.
The reason short hair came back into style for men is that we found that we were wasting wayyyyy too much time drying long hair. Blow Dryers? Blow Dryers, you say - Blow dryers are only good for for speeding up the drying time on White-Out on misspelled typed words.
Oh look, I found my pancho. For some odd reason, my girlfriend threw it into the clothes hamper. Wonder why she did that? Sniff, sniff...hmmm, what's that smell?
Are we having FUN yet??
Explain this to me. My best friend Jason (that's PFC Parsons to ya'll) has white walls. That's no hair on the sides and barely any on top for you civilians. He spends 30 minutes fixing his hair when he's at home. WTF.
I'm guessing that PFC Parsons is single and has no children to take care of.
You should have seen my Dh when he was in the AF. Perfect every day----now-he's Ok, but would not pass an inspection.....takes him longer to put in his hearing aids, than it does for me to do my make-up.
but, I love you guys--------
Did he look sharp in his "dress blues" and spit shined shoes?
Oh, yes----cause I made sure his clothes were in good shape. :) But he did his shoes. They came out with a patent leather that didn't need much "spit".
Those were the days-----
When I was in Tech School (Sheppard AFB, Witchitaw Falls, TX - 1970), most of us guys would bring our fatigues to the base cleaners and usually ask for extra starch. When we got them back they were like boards. You had to pull the legs and sleeves apart to put them on. Practically cut yourself on the creases they were pressed so stiff and flat.
When we got married-1959-we didn't have the money for sending them out. I did them :eek: :eek: I hated that and was glad when we could afford to send them out. Finally, he didn't have the wear the fatigues anymore. Dress up-every day! His last job was an instructor at the AF Academy.
DeeAlice, jgirl -
Here's the drill:
Men have their shoes and clothes stacked up at the edge of the bed like firemen. In order of assembly, I give you the following male dressing procedure.
1) Shoes on the floor, pointing away from the bed.
2) On top of the shoes, are the pants. The pants are carefully arranged so that we can just step into them (and down into the shoes at the same time) and pull them up over our protruding guts.
3) The shirt is layed out on the floor next to the pants. As we are pulling up our pants, we have ahold of the shirt so it is at the ready to put on. The more expeditious of us wear shirts that do not require buttoning. That's why T-Shirts are popular (there, now you know).
4) If a baseball cap is worn, it is normally worn to bed. Why take it off when it is only going to be put back on!! The same holds true for socks and all under garments.
5) Jackets - "We dun need no stinkin' jackets." A sweater will do.
6) Using the toilet - I won't get into that, since this is a family venue.
6) Brushing of teeth - An index finger run under hot water and scrubbed around the mouth a little. Swish, Gargle and Spit - Done.
7) Combing of hair - That can be done while driving the car or walking to the destination.
8) Showering - Night before. If no shower was taken the night before, we will normally skip it altogether or drive through a car wash with the windows rolled down. BAN ROLL ON Deoderant rubbed over the shirt usually works quite well also.
9) Shaving - Done while showering the night before. A mirror hung on the wall by the tub is a beautiful thing !!!
So there you have it girls. Total male prep time...ehhhh....about two - three minutes, TOPS.
Has anyone seen my pancho ??
that's a good one jor-el. thank you for the laugh. when i leave the house to go some were i just put a hat on. then i don't have to worry what my hair looks like. lol :D
have a good day all
richard
Thank you, sir.
Hmph ... my (ex) hubby spends more time primping than I do ... I'm always waitin' on HIM to get ready. :rolleyes:
These days I'm sportin' the Pebbles Flintstone 'do alot -- don't have the time to spend fixing the hair.
Can't remember the last time I ironed anything!!
x0x,
Dee
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typical ...that's so funny...I saw a comic strip piece that dealt with this on Sunday...I wish I could find it you'd laugh it's funny...
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DeeAlice, jgirl -
Here's the drill:
Men have their shoes and clothes stacked up at the edge of the bed like firemen. In order of assembly, I give you the following male dressing procedure.
1) Shoes on the floor, pointing away from the bed.
2) On top of the shoes, are the pants. The pants are carefully arranged so that we can just step into them (and down into the shoes at the same time) and pull them up over our protruding guts.
3) The shirt is layed out on the floor next to the pants. As we are pulling up our pants, we have ahold of the shirt so it is at the ready to put on. The more expeditious of us wear shirts that do not require buttoning. That's why T-Shirts are popular (there, now you know).
4) If a baseball cap is worn, it is normally worn to bed. Why take it off when it is only going to be put back on!! The same holds true for socks and all under garments.
5) Jackets - "We dun need no stinkin' jackets." A sweater will do.
6) Using the toilet - I won't get into that, since this is a family venue.
6) Brushing of teeth - An index finger run under hot water and scrubbed around the mouth a little. Swish, Gargle and Spit - Done.
7) Combing of hair - That can be done while driving the car or walking to the destination.
8) Showering - Night before. If no shower was taken the night before, we will normally skip it altogether or drive through a car wash with the windows rolled down. BAN ROLL ON Deoderant rubbed over the shirt usually works quite well also.
9) Shaving - Done while showering the night before. A mirror hung on the wall by the tub is a beautiful thing !!!
So there you have it girls. Total male prep time...ehhhh....about two - three minutes, TOPS.
Has anyone seen my pancho ??
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Jr-EL,,,,,,,,,you've got to be joking :D :D :D
Men can not get together that fast! :) They just say that so they can pick on girls! I have seen men shaving in the car, combing their hair, tieing a tie--------and picking their nose :eek: I saw one get out of the car in his socks and put on his shoes.
Besides, you want to see us looking pretty----don't you?
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unless u are a metrosexual....then it would take u longer ;) I love metrosexuals. So hot.
It takes me 2 hrs to get ready BTW. Too much grooming :)
Ashley
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I must be one of the weird girls cause I can get ready for going out in the world in fifteen minutes flat. That includes the shower and everything else. Oh yeah, most of my guy friends take longer than an hour to get ready. Most of it is spent "fixing their hair".....how much can a guy do with half an inch of hair.
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make there hair spikey and soo hot. ;)
Ashley
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Awwww shucks, Granny, all you girls are always looking mighty PURTY !!!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something about showers. If we have to shower in the morning, we will not only shave while showering, but at the same time (using the other hand) we will also brush our teeth. Sometimes facing the stream of water with our mouth open (swish, gargle, spit) works just as well.
The reason short hair came back into style for men is that we found that we were wasting wayyyyy too much time drying long hair. Blow Dryers? Blow Dryers, you say - Blow dryers are only good for for speeding up the drying time on White-Out on misspelled typed words.
Oh look, I found my pancho. For some odd reason, my girlfriend threw it into the clothes hamper. Wonder why she did that? Sniff, sniff...hmmm, what's that smell?
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Are we having FUN yet??
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Explain this to me. My best friend Jason (that's PFC Parsons to ya'll) has white walls. That's no hair on the sides and barely any on top for you civilians. He spends 30 minutes fixing his hair when he's at home. WTF.
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I'm guessing that PFC Parsons is single and has no children to take care of.
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You should have seen my Dh when he was in the AF. Perfect every day----now-he's Ok, but would not pass an inspection.....takes him longer to put in his hearing aids, than it does for me to do my make-up.
but, I love you guys--------
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Did he look sharp in his "dress blues" and spit shined shoes?
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Oh, yes----cause I made sure his clothes were in good shape. :) But he did his shoes. They came out with a patent leather that didn't need much "spit".
Those were the days-----
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When I was in Tech School (Sheppard AFB, Witchitaw Falls, TX - 1970), most of us guys would bring our fatigues to the base cleaners and usually ask for extra starch. When we got them back they were like boards. You had to pull the legs and sleeves apart to put them on. Practically cut yourself on the creases they were pressed so stiff and flat.
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When we got married-1959-we didn't have the money for sending them out. I did them :eek: :eek: I hated that and was glad when we could afford to send them out. Finally, he didn't have the wear the fatigues anymore. Dress up-every day! His last job was an instructor at the AF Academy.
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DeeAlice, jgirl -
Here's the drill:
Men have their shoes and clothes stacked up at the edge of the bed like firemen. In order of assembly, I give you the following male dressing procedure.
1) Shoes on the floor, pointing away from the bed.
2) On top of the shoes, are the pants. The pants are carefully arranged so that we can just step into them (and down into the shoes at the same time) and pull them up over our protruding guts.
3) The shirt is layed out on the floor next to the pants. As we are pulling up our pants, we have ahold of the shirt so it is at the ready to put on. The more expeditious of us wear shirts that do not require buttoning. That's why T-Shirts are popular (there, now you know).
4) If a baseball cap is worn, it is normally worn to bed. Why take it off when it is only going to be put back on!! The same holds true for socks and all under garments.
5) Jackets - "We dun need no stinkin' jackets." A sweater will do.
6) Using the toilet - I won't get into that, since this is a family venue.
6) Brushing of teeth - An index finger run under hot water and scrubbed around the mouth a little. Swish, Gargle and Spit - Done.
7) Combing of hair - That can be done while driving the car or walking to the destination.
8) Showering - Night before. If no shower was taken the night before, we will normally skip it altogether or drive through a car wash with the windows rolled down. BAN ROLL ON Deoderant rubbed over the shirt usually works quite well also.
9) Shaving - Done while showering the night before. A mirror hung on the wall by the tub is a beautiful thing !!!
So there you have it girls. Total male prep time...ehhhh....about two - three minutes, TOPS.
Has anyone seen my pancho ??
that's a good one jor-el. thank you for the laugh. when i leave the house to go some were i just put a hat on. then i don't have to worry what my hair looks like. lol :D
have a good day all
richard
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Thank you, sir.
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Hmph ... my (ex) hubby spends more time primping than I do ... I'm always waitin' on HIM to get ready. :rolleyes:
These days I'm sportin' the Pebbles Flintstone 'do alot -- don't have the time to spend fixing the hair.
Can't remember the last time I ironed anything!!
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