Question:
Does anyone have any april fools up their sleeves? Or what have you done in the past? I'd like to hear your stories!!! :)
Sarah,
Now why would I tip my hand on any upcoming prank?
I did once when I was in college go into a resturant on April Fools Day with a buddy of mine and ask for a table of 67 or some large nubmer like that. A the hostest who was not the nicest person, chuckled hahaha, April Fool. And five minutes late 65 other people walked in to the resturant. That was the greatest!
Mitch
My first job I worked with an insufferable pratical joker. All year long everyone in the office put up with him and his jokes, ie; stink bombs, rigging desk drawers to fall apart, setting up firecrackers in desk drawers; ya never knew when or where he'd strike next.
So we decided to bide our time and wait till April 1st. We taped everything down in his office with heavy duty packing tape. And by everything, I do mean everything, phone, chair, coffee cup, drawers, door; everything. We also found the joke he planned on the women a squirter, basically you sit down on the toilet seat and this little squirter would squirt you first. We moved it to the men's room in the warehouse to the stall he used. Unfortunately, a trucker went in there first and got squirted instead, it was soo funny to see this big trucker dude chasing the pratical joker all over the warehouse. :D :D
It didn't happen to me, It's kinda sad. A friend worked in an order picking warehouse where everyone got along except for one guy that just didn't fit in. Nobody joked with him and they didn't include him in their clique. He wanted so badly to be one of the guys! To fit in and laugh with them instead of being laughed at.
One day some of the guys were grabbing a hammer type stapler and slapping eachother in the butt with it, stapleing the guys wallet to their back pockets as they walked by. The outcast guy was using a stapler like that and he figured this was his chance to be "one of the guys" As the forman walked by he took a swing at him with the stapler and hit him square in the pocket.
The forman didn't have a wallet in his pocket.
last year i got together with one of my welders and we set up a fake argument and i fired him. then i called everyone and said ok you guys wanted that raise yall can split up his money. he left and pealed out and everything .lol one of his co workers came in the office and said if ya cant afford a raise and keep him i will give my raise back. awwwww that was sweet now get ya butt back to work . roflmao then the guy shows back up with donuts . lol APRIL FOOLSSSSSSS HEEHEHE mess with the bull ya get the horns boyssssssssssssss
my daughters boyfriends brother came to my house and shrink wrapped his brothers car lol
K you know on most kitchen sinks how they have the little sprayer thing?! the thing that extends and you squeeze the button and it sprays?!... Well... if you put tape around the squeeze button, then the INSTANT someone turns on the tap, the sprayer goes crazy on them!... This one has worked for numerous years in numerous locations around where i hang out... it is quite amusing actually!!!
There's a new virus that will re-write your
hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble
any disks that are even close to your computer.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
setting so all your ice cream melts. It will
demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards.
It will give your ex-girl or boyfriend your new
phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank.
It will drink all your wine and leave its socks out
on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
Fool's Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin.
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both
your eyebrows while you're sleeping.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter
if she is dead; such is the power of Fool's Virus.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so
you can't find it. It will kick your dog.
It will leave nasty messages on your boss's voice
mail in your voice!
Fool's Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease.
It will leave the toilet seat up. It will leave bacon
cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
grade-schoolers with your new snow blower.
Fool's Virus will prompt your mother to call on Friday
and Saturday nights for two months.
It will place your wallet and keys on an obscure shelf
in the basement. It will emulate your face and stare
into the neighbor's bathroom window.
Fool's Virus will make your bloomers shrink two sizes
and make you gain fifteen pounds over night.
PLEASE listen to me!
The "Fool's Virus" DOES NOT exist!
This is a joke in honor of April's Fool Day.
But just to be safe, better run that virus scanner now!
i gotta top last year here . let me think ....
quartley bonuses are up i think im gonna give them big phoney checks lol
thats mean heehehehee but gooooooooooood
My new addition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone get any good practical jokes played on them today?
I work at Lands' End (clothing company) and they told us Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie were coming to intern at Lands' End for one month as part of their fourth season on the hit Fox TV show, The Simple Life. They wrote up a big article on it and at the end of the article they wrote, "And remember if you see these girls on campus - you ust be losing it! We can't believe you actually took time out of your day to read this! Happy April Fools Day - now GET BACK TO WORK!"
It was a prett good joke!
I played a joke today, I told my husband that my big toe fell off, and he believed me...too funny!!! :D :eek: :D
My 12 year old daughter pulled one on me this morning. We have the same cell phones except she has a different case on her's. She waited until I walked my 5 year old to school and switched the cases on the phones. Then she left for the bus stop. When I walked into the house the phone was ringing. It was my cell phone number on the caller ID. I answer the phone and it's my daughter saying April Fool's mom. Then she tells me to come get my phone. Then she calls right back and says that the bus is there. I have felt lost all day without my phone. I will have to get her back.
Polly
Answers:
Sarah,
Now why would I tip my hand on any upcoming prank?
I did once when I was in college go into a resturant on April Fools Day with a buddy of mine and ask for a table of 67 or some large nubmer like that. A the hostest who was not the nicest person, chuckled hahaha, April Fool. And five minutes late 65 other people walked in to the resturant. That was the greatest!
Mitch
Answers:
My first job I worked with an insufferable pratical joker. All year long everyone in the office put up with him and his jokes, ie; stink bombs, rigging desk drawers to fall apart, setting up firecrackers in desk drawers; ya never knew when or where he'd strike next.
So we decided to bide our time and wait till April 1st. We taped everything down in his office with heavy duty packing tape. And by everything, I do mean everything, phone, chair, coffee cup, drawers, door; everything. We also found the joke he planned on the women a squirter, basically you sit down on the toilet seat and this little squirter would squirt you first. We moved it to the men's room in the warehouse to the stall he used. Unfortunately, a trucker went in there first and got squirted instead, it was soo funny to see this big trucker dude chasing the pratical joker all over the warehouse. :D :D
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It didn't happen to me, It's kinda sad. A friend worked in an order picking warehouse where everyone got along except for one guy that just didn't fit in. Nobody joked with him and they didn't include him in their clique. He wanted so badly to be one of the guys! To fit in and laugh with them instead of being laughed at.
One day some of the guys were grabbing a hammer type stapler and slapping eachother in the butt with it, stapleing the guys wallet to their back pockets as they walked by. The outcast guy was using a stapler like that and he figured this was his chance to be "one of the guys" As the forman walked by he took a swing at him with the stapler and hit him square in the pocket.
The forman didn't have a wallet in his pocket.
Answers:
last year i got together with one of my welders and we set up a fake argument and i fired him. then i called everyone and said ok you guys wanted that raise yall can split up his money. he left and pealed out and everything .lol one of his co workers came in the office and said if ya cant afford a raise and keep him i will give my raise back. awwwww that was sweet now get ya butt back to work . roflmao then the guy shows back up with donuts . lol APRIL FOOLSSSSSSS HEEHEHE mess with the bull ya get the horns boyssssssssssssss
my daughters boyfriends brother came to my house and shrink wrapped his brothers car lol
Answers:
K you know on most kitchen sinks how they have the little sprayer thing?! the thing that extends and you squeeze the button and it sprays?!... Well... if you put tape around the squeeze button, then the INSTANT someone turns on the tap, the sprayer goes crazy on them!... This one has worked for numerous years in numerous locations around where i hang out... it is quite amusing actually!!!
Answers:
There's a new virus that will re-write your
hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble
any disks that are even close to your computer.
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness
setting so all your ice cream melts. It will
demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards.
It will give your ex-girl or boyfriend your new
phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank.
It will drink all your wine and leave its socks out
on the coffee table when there's company coming over.
Fool's Virus will make you fall in love with a penguin.
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both
your eyebrows while you're sleeping.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter
if she is dead; such is the power of Fool's Virus.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so
you can't find it. It will kick your dog.
It will leave nasty messages on your boss's voice
mail in your voice!
Fool's Virus will give you Dutch Elm disease.
It will leave the toilet seat up. It will leave bacon
cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
grade-schoolers with your new snow blower.
Fool's Virus will prompt your mother to call on Friday
and Saturday nights for two months.
It will place your wallet and keys on an obscure shelf
in the basement. It will emulate your face and stare
into the neighbor's bathroom window.
Fool's Virus will make your bloomers shrink two sizes
and make you gain fifteen pounds over night.
PLEASE listen to me!
The "Fool's Virus" DOES NOT exist!
This is a joke in honor of April's Fool Day.
But just to be safe, better run that virus scanner now!
Answers:
i gotta top last year here . let me think ....
quartley bonuses are up i think im gonna give them big phoney checks lol
thats mean heehehehee but gooooooooooood
Answers:
My new addition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Answers:
Did anyone get any good practical jokes played on them today?
I work at Lands' End (clothing company) and they told us Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie were coming to intern at Lands' End for one month as part of their fourth season on the hit Fox TV show, The Simple Life. They wrote up a big article on it and at the end of the article they wrote, "And remember if you see these girls on campus - you ust be losing it! We can't believe you actually took time out of your day to read this! Happy April Fools Day - now GET BACK TO WORK!"
It was a prett good joke!
Answers:
I played a joke today, I told my husband that my big toe fell off, and he believed me...too funny!!! :D :eek: :D
Answers:
My 12 year old daughter pulled one on me this morning. We have the same cell phones except she has a different case on her's. She waited until I walked my 5 year old to school and switched the cases on the phones. Then she left for the bus stop. When I walked into the house the phone was ringing. It was my cell phone number on the caller ID. I answer the phone and it's my daughter saying April Fool's mom. Then she tells me to come get my phone. Then she calls right back and says that the bus is there. I have felt lost all day without my phone. I will have to get her back.
Polly
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