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Well, Germany's answer to the Queen Mum, Leni Riefenstahl - who just REFUSES to die - turned 100 this morning. Congratulations! She turned 70 on the day I was born and is still going strong. Lovely old gal!
Proving once again that it's who you know, my uncle from the White Christian Minutemen got me an exclusive interview. For you folks only - eat your hearts out Sight And Sound!
McD: Happy Birthday Leni! How are ya?
Leni: Gettin' old, McD.
McD: I know how you feel!
Leni: Oh, happy birthday to you too!
McD: Thanks. OK, first things first - DVD, what do you make of it then?
Leni: Well, as you know, 'DVD' stands for something totalitarian and
therefore offensive, in Germany.
McD: I had no idea, Leni, sorry. It means something offensive over here
too. David Van Day! He used to sing for Dollar. Now in Buck's Fizz. Or a
dodgy version of anyway.
Leni: Oh, I know all about 80's Britpop. The Fizz won Eurovision in
my home town in Germany!
McD: Cripes. How about that! Did you film a documentary on 'em?
Leni: Nah, missed opportunity.
McD: Ain't that the truth. OK, Leni, I'll cut to the chase. Hitler! Goodguy? Or prize nitwit?
Leni: Well, you know, I don't want to talk about...
McD: Leni, sweetheart, just tell me this. If you could wipe affable Ade from
the fabric of history - would you?
Leni: Fabric? Do you mean...
McD: OK, let me put it this way! If you could remove anyone from
existence - past or present - for the common good, who would it be?
Leni: Oh, that's easy, McD. Eva Braun!
McD: Getting back to the movies...
Leni: If you would...
McD: Any plans for a commentary track?
Leni: Oh no, I could never talk over my work like that
McD: What about over something like Saving Private Ryan then?
Leni: Never, far too painful.
McD: The Thin Red Line? Not a single German killed or even shown in a bad light in that one!
Leni: Still too painful. But for artistic reasons.
McD: You’re not wrong. Now Leni, if I may mention it, you're getting on a bit. Planned the funeral already?
Leni: Oh yes, that's all been taken care of.
McD: Let me guess. You'll be cremated to the noble sound of Wagner.
Leni: Oh no, Tammy Wynette - 'Stand By Your Man'.
McD: Ah...
Leni: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman, McD.
McD: And making pop promos for genocidal maniacs just makes it harder! Do you really think you've deserved such a long life?
Leni: Not when you think that Adolf, and indeed Tammy, were cut down in their mid-life prime. No.
McD: It's just not cricket is it?
Leni: Well, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing!
McD: My god, you DO know your 80's Britpop!
Leni: Yes indeed.
McD: Important Question. Did Adolf really only have one testicle?
Leni: What kind of question is that?
McD: A very, very important one. That only YOU can answer.
Leni: I don't see why it's important!
McD: Many psychologists, Leni, have stated that Hitler's anti-social behaviour was brought on by having only one testicle. And had nowt to do with four years on the front line or The Treaty of Versailles!
Leni: Hard to believe...
McD: Well, depending on what you tell us, and in order to avoid a repeat of Nazi policy, we may have to send those with one testicle to a camp - somewhere out of harm's way. For everyone's sake!
Leni: That's a bit extreme don't you think?
McD: Well, have you seen Jimmy White? The whirlwind, with his one testicle, devil-may-care attitude, smashing the cue ball into the pack! And let's face it, his failure at The Crucible has done untold psychological damage! Just like Hitler flunking the art school entrance exam. Neither Jimmy nor Adolf ever played safe up the baulk cushion!
Leni: I guess not.
McD: And to be frank, Leni, the thought of Whirlwind White being in charge of 27,000 nukes is the sum of all MY fears!
Leni: And you think there's a possibility he could reach a position of such power?
McD: There's certainly less of one, Leni, if he's in a 'happy camp' in Madagascar!
Leni: Hmm, I think I'd like to talk about something else. I'm not a Nazi and never have been! How long before you plan to segue into a conversation about my underwater films?
McD: Well, if you could just let me...
Leni: Segue - How Long?!?!
McD: Oh, we'll move on now if you like. You've convinced me. Looking forward to the Jodie Foster biopic of your life and works?
Leni: Not at all!
McD: No?
Leni: I've spent a century being accused of being a Nazi. And now I'll be forced to spend my twilight years with everyone thinking I'm a bloody lesbian!
McD: Fair point. OK, your underwater diving films Leni - I'd love to talk about all that but nobody's seen 'em!
Leni: Have you even seen Triumph of the Will, you little tyke?
McD: 'Course I have Leni! What kind of question is that? Loved it! Willem Dafoe was terrific!
Leni: What?
McD: Any plans for a final movie? Perhaps something mixing your twin passions for watersports and National Socialism, maybe all in the same film?
Leni: Funny you should mention that McD, coz it's exactly what I'm going to do! I'll be filming the sequel to a cult American movie from Troma - we start shooting next month.
McD: Great! What's it gonna be called?
Leni: Surf Nazis Must LIVE!
McD: Can't wait. Best of luck with that.
Leni: Thank you.
McD: And thanks for your time Leni, and most importantly, for being considerate and not speaking to me in an annoying German accent.
Leni: Anytime darling. God bless.
Classic :clap:
Brilliant :D
Genius :):notworthy
Originally posted by McD
Well, Germany's answer to the Queen Mum, Leni Riefenstahl - who just REFUSES to die - turned 100 this morning. Congratulations! She turned 70 on the day I was born and is still going strong. Lovely old gal!
Proving once again that it's who you know, my uncle from the White Christian Minutemen got me an exclusive interview. For you folks only - eat your hearts out Sight And Sound!
[[b]Leni: Oh, I know all about 80's Britpop. The Fizz won Eurovision in
my home town in Germany!
And Leni would be quite right to argue that Germany (Lena Valaitis - Johnny Blue) wuz robbed, had the UK and t'Fizz not won of course!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Absolutely superb McD! :D
More should see this - one of the funniest things ever posted.
Proving once again that it's who you know, my uncle from the White Christian Minutemen got me an exclusive interview. For you folks only - eat your hearts out Sight And Sound!
McD: Happy Birthday Leni! How are ya?
Leni: Gettin' old, McD.
McD: I know how you feel!
Leni: Oh, happy birthday to you too!
McD: Thanks. OK, first things first - DVD, what do you make of it then?
Leni: Well, as you know, 'DVD' stands for something totalitarian and
therefore offensive, in Germany.
McD: I had no idea, Leni, sorry. It means something offensive over here
too. David Van Day! He used to sing for Dollar. Now in Buck's Fizz. Or a
dodgy version of anyway.
Leni: Oh, I know all about 80's Britpop. The Fizz won Eurovision in
my home town in Germany!
McD: Cripes. How about that! Did you film a documentary on 'em?
Leni: Nah, missed opportunity.
McD: Ain't that the truth. OK, Leni, I'll cut to the chase. Hitler! Goodguy? Or prize nitwit?
Leni: Well, you know, I don't want to talk about...
McD: Leni, sweetheart, just tell me this. If you could wipe affable Ade from
the fabric of history - would you?
Leni: Fabric? Do you mean...
McD: OK, let me put it this way! If you could remove anyone from
existence - past or present - for the common good, who would it be?
Leni: Oh, that's easy, McD. Eva Braun!
McD: Getting back to the movies...
Leni: If you would...
McD: Any plans for a commentary track?
Leni: Oh no, I could never talk over my work like that
McD: What about over something like Saving Private Ryan then?
Leni: Never, far too painful.
McD: The Thin Red Line? Not a single German killed or even shown in a bad light in that one!
Leni: Still too painful. But for artistic reasons.
McD: You’re not wrong. Now Leni, if I may mention it, you're getting on a bit. Planned the funeral already?
Leni: Oh yes, that's all been taken care of.
McD: Let me guess. You'll be cremated to the noble sound of Wagner.
Leni: Oh no, Tammy Wynette - 'Stand By Your Man'.
McD: Ah...
Leni: Sometimes it's hard to be a woman, McD.
McD: And making pop promos for genocidal maniacs just makes it harder! Do you really think you've deserved such a long life?
Leni: Not when you think that Adolf, and indeed Tammy, were cut down in their mid-life prime. No.
McD: It's just not cricket is it?
Leni: Well, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that god's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing!
McD: My god, you DO know your 80's Britpop!
Leni: Yes indeed.
McD: Important Question. Did Adolf really only have one testicle?
Leni: What kind of question is that?
McD: A very, very important one. That only YOU can answer.
Leni: I don't see why it's important!
McD: Many psychologists, Leni, have stated that Hitler's anti-social behaviour was brought on by having only one testicle. And had nowt to do with four years on the front line or The Treaty of Versailles!
Leni: Hard to believe...
McD: Well, depending on what you tell us, and in order to avoid a repeat of Nazi policy, we may have to send those with one testicle to a camp - somewhere out of harm's way. For everyone's sake!
Leni: That's a bit extreme don't you think?
McD: Well, have you seen Jimmy White? The whirlwind, with his one testicle, devil-may-care attitude, smashing the cue ball into the pack! And let's face it, his failure at The Crucible has done untold psychological damage! Just like Hitler flunking the art school entrance exam. Neither Jimmy nor Adolf ever played safe up the baulk cushion!
Leni: I guess not.
McD: And to be frank, Leni, the thought of Whirlwind White being in charge of 27,000 nukes is the sum of all MY fears!
Leni: And you think there's a possibility he could reach a position of such power?
McD: There's certainly less of one, Leni, if he's in a 'happy camp' in Madagascar!
Leni: Hmm, I think I'd like to talk about something else. I'm not a Nazi and never have been! How long before you plan to segue into a conversation about my underwater films?
McD: Well, if you could just let me...
Leni: Segue - How Long?!?!
McD: Oh, we'll move on now if you like. You've convinced me. Looking forward to the Jodie Foster biopic of your life and works?
Leni: Not at all!
McD: No?
Leni: I've spent a century being accused of being a Nazi. And now I'll be forced to spend my twilight years with everyone thinking I'm a bloody lesbian!
McD: Fair point. OK, your underwater diving films Leni - I'd love to talk about all that but nobody's seen 'em!
Leni: Have you even seen Triumph of the Will, you little tyke?
McD: 'Course I have Leni! What kind of question is that? Loved it! Willem Dafoe was terrific!
Leni: What?
McD: Any plans for a final movie? Perhaps something mixing your twin passions for watersports and National Socialism, maybe all in the same film?
Leni: Funny you should mention that McD, coz it's exactly what I'm going to do! I'll be filming the sequel to a cult American movie from Troma - we start shooting next month.
McD: Great! What's it gonna be called?
Leni: Surf Nazis Must LIVE!
McD: Can't wait. Best of luck with that.
Leni: Thank you.
McD: And thanks for your time Leni, and most importantly, for being considerate and not speaking to me in an annoying German accent.
Leni: Anytime darling. God bless.
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Classic :clap:
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Brilliant :D
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Genius :):notworthy
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Originally posted by McD
Well, Germany's answer to the Queen Mum, Leni Riefenstahl - who just REFUSES to die - turned 100 this morning. Congratulations! She turned 70 on the day I was born and is still going strong. Lovely old gal!
Proving once again that it's who you know, my uncle from the White Christian Minutemen got me an exclusive interview. For you folks only - eat your hearts out Sight And Sound!
[[b]Leni: Oh, I know all about 80's Britpop. The Fizz won Eurovision in
my home town in Germany!
And Leni would be quite right to argue that Germany (Lena Valaitis - Johnny Blue) wuz robbed, had the UK and t'Fizz not won of course!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Absolutely superb McD! :D
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More should see this - one of the funniest things ever posted.
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