Question:
If you've got access to the Evening Standard in London today, take a look at the feature on a combined hypnotherapy and massage service. It does exactly what it says - you get hypnotised and massaged at the same time, which sounds OK.
But the best bit is the price - £260-£345, depending on your "specific issues". Where can I train?!!
Try a hypnotherapist
He/she will be able make you think that you have had 2 years expensive training in half an hour or so, and "influence" you into paying a four figure fee for the training.
Provided that it included a section on how to hypnotise your massage clients in the same way, then away you go.
let me know when you need financial advice with all your ill gained loot
Excellent - and then I can convince the clients that they have had a very long treatment after five minutes...(and that they really, really need to re-book immediately)!
But the best bit is the price - £260-£345, depending on your "specific issues". Where can I train?!!
Answers:
Try a hypnotherapist
He/she will be able make you think that you have had 2 years expensive training in half an hour or so, and "influence" you into paying a four figure fee for the training.
Provided that it included a section on how to hypnotise your massage clients in the same way, then away you go.
let me know when you need financial advice with all your ill gained loot
Answers:
Excellent - and then I can convince the clients that they have had a very long treatment after five minutes...(and that they really, really need to re-book immediately)!
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